That girl who wrote that fic.

I suck at photoshop, but I couldn't resist! Per my last post:



Consider this a challenge, Flist! Who else can make one?

Okay, I feel like writing some crack, and I'm hoping some of y'all will help me. So, please comment with a pairing, fandom, and a cracktastic prompt, and I'll do my best to write you a drabble. I'll probably take the first ten, and after that I will most likely stop. Fandoms: Star Wars (all 6 episodes and EU to the extent I know it), Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, Friday Night Lights, Star Trek (TOS, TNG, Voyager). Pairings: Any -- het, slash, whatever.

Edit: Wow, that was quick! I have ten, but if you want to leave yours anyway, go ahead. Anyone who wants to write one of the extras shall be rewarded! ;-)

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So here's what I came up with. And these are probably more ficlets than drabbles, as they range from 200-500 words.

sonofdarkness requested: ( Harry Potter/Angel and/or Buffy Crossover. Draco meets Spike. Spike takes the absolute piss out of Draco for being such an obvious ponce. )

dm_p requested: ( Harry/Draco, weird stuff sold on eBay. )

neotoma requested: ( Luke, Obi-Wan, or Qui-Gon. gen. It might be Bunnies! )

bethbethbeth requested: ( Harry, Buffy, and Luke: considering whether they should go on strike. )

THIS fic by phaballa is probably the funniest bit of crackfic I have ever read*. Seriously. I don't even know who those characters are. It's original fic, as far as I'm concerned, and I seriously snorted some coffee through my nose while reading it. And am now late for an appointment, fuck.

*Okay, the funniest since she wrote that Anderson Cooper/Jon Stewart fic that I also thought was the funniest thing ever.

Title: Unexpected Encounter
Author: Me
Rating: Adulty
Warning: Sorta chan, but not really. Sorta het, too, but slash, really. This is either Crack or Slush, depending on how drunk you think I was when I wrote it.
Note: For the slushes mixers challenge. I chose: Remus/Draco, genderfuck, room of requirement. Not beta'd or proofread, per the rules of Slush fic.

( OMG I wrote this? )

ETA: OMG, the typos! But I can't fix them... Also posted here. And check out slushes for more products of the party!

Harry/Nearly-Headless Nick drabble. capra_maritimus made me do it!!

Title: Mirror, Mirror
Author: Emma Grant
Summary: Mirror, mirror on the wall; Draco's dressing for the Ball.
Rating: PG
Note: Humor/crack. For hp_quince's Challenge 4. Inspired by a comment marksykins made about this particular picture of Draco.

Link: http://www.livejournal.com/community/hp_quince/13009.html