That girl who wrote that fic.

OMG!!!

http://community.livejournal.com/azkatraz/1723.html

:-D

Title: Can't Get No (Satisfaction)
Author: Emma Grant
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ginny has tried everything, but Harry still seems uncertain. (Set during HBP.)
Disclaimer: They belong to JKR.
Note: This is heavily based on a personal experience. And that's all I'll say about that. :-P

( Yes, I wrote het. But... well, just read and you'll see. ;-) )

That was some of the gayest het I've ever read. -- blackpsychi

LOL!

One more post before I need to get my ass back to work.

Here are the results (so far) from the Draco/Hand of Glory drabble challenge:

skuf spoke her drabble here.
_theduchess's drabble is here.
prestonsbarr practically wrote a ficlet!
charlotteschaos wrote sentence pr0n.
spacetweenears's drabble is here.

painless_j contributed an icon!

Thanks, guys! Anyone else want to play?

More:
kirili has nearly squicked me here.
marksykins has completely blown me away here!

Title: Iucundita
Author: Emma Grant
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry finds a useful spell in the margin of his potions text.
Word count: 969
Note: Spoilers for HBP. Just smut, really -- a scene I couldn't get out of my head.
Disclaimer: This is just for fun, I swear. Don't sue me.

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( Wanking boy this way )

Crossposted to pornish_pixies here.

primroseburrows has basically summed up my reaction to the latest (and greatest, actually) battle in the het shipping wars, so I'll just point any interested parties to this post.

When JKR tells you your ship has sunk in the sea of canon, people, why act like twelve-year-olds? Why can't you just WRITE FAN FICTION like the rest of us?

There be spoilers, btw. How much longer must we warn?

ETA: And lest anyone think I have the impression that all fans of that particular ship are lunatics, please rest assured I'm only talking about the true crazies. Here is an extremely reasonable one. (Thanks to didi522 for the link.)

I just realized she mentions my name in that post! Linking that wasn't intended as self-pimpy, FWIW.

ETA 2: Here's a fun thread: Harry has a small penis! It's canon!!!.

Title: As You Were
Author: Emma Grant
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry spies on Draco, with predictable results. *waves hand* This is a missing scene from HBP.
Note: Set during HBP. So spoilers, of course. Pretty short. Abby wrote a fic about dreams, and it got me thinking about Harry dreaming during HBP, and... well, here you go. :-P

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( Yes, it's utterly prurient. )