I'm guessing these hurt?

[emmagrant01]

There are tattoos, and then there are ones that make you go 0_o.



I can't help but wonder if she's dated some really dumb guys who need a big hint.




These, on the other hand, seem to be providing a warning.






I'm not sure if this is meant to be an enticement or a warning.




By contrast, these are really cute.






On to the guys!

Think he's a Slytherin?




This one is kind of cute, though imagining how long that took makes me shudder.




This is interesting too. Mermaids, hee!




You gotta respect his dedication to his fandom.




This is WAY better than a wedding ring, IMO.




This one scares me. Seriously.




I'm guessing this sums up who he is as a person?




I have one word for this one: classy!




Yeah, that's how I've spent a chunk of my morning... *whistles*

Comments

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

I don't think I even understand the one you says scares you. Is his dick split in two?

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

It kind of looks like it, doesn't it? At first I thought it was foreskin, but when I looked closer, I realized it wasn't. :-P

[helenadax.livejournal.com]

OMG are those permanent tattoos? Aren't they painted or something? I respect other people's choices but I would be totally WTF if I suddenly found myself in front of one of those.

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

All I can say is - OUCH.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Wow is pretty much all I got :P

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

*comments just so she could use an appropriate icon*

[golden-snitch12.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha!!! You crack me up!

[golden-snitch12.livejournal.com]

So ... I'm guessing Betty Boop's legs get a lot longer when he's excited. *snicker*

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

I wish I could remember where I heard about this, but I will never forget the story that said Snape had a tattoo along the shaft of his penis that read "Proper." Apparently, as the story goes, that's only when he's flaccid. When he's erect, it reads "Property of Hermione Granger." *snerk*

[junesrose.livejournal.com]

OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I think I've seen the serpent one before. Or, one just like it. On Craiglist no less. Um....yeah.

Hey, I WAS BORED AT WORK ONE NIGHT AND CRUISING AROUND THE WEBZZZ.

:O Good grief, imagine my surprise!

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

stuff like this makes my brain ache

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

Your brain aches--not your bits? LOL J/K ;)

[mystisblom.livejournal.com]

OMG the second to last made me laugh so hard *G* This is hilarious!

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

I love the butterflies!

But in general....yeah. OUCH. NO. I have the wussiest tattoo ever ("all is full of love" on my arm) and that's fine. I'll get something with a bicycle at some point, though.

[slashpervert.livejournal.com]

A large percentage of my friends have tats, but none like those. The one with the dragon is one I've seen before. It inspired the dragon tat that Charlie has in the Dirty series.

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

I have tattoos. I'm planning to have more done. But the total majority of these squick me to no end, especially the split penis :( I guess I'm a wuss :(

[dark0feenix.livejournal.com]

Ok, now I've seen everything. O_o

[subtlefire.livejournal.com]

No no no no no no no.

[rissabby.livejournal.com]

My flist is sooooo educational. OMG, and WTF. Now I'm gonna google Meatotomy(eww).

Seriously, thanks for posting. Some of them are beautiful in a really squicky way.

[zeitgeistic.livejournal.com]

I can't even. That Venus Fly Trap split penis is AWFUL

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The snake one is actually the one making me wince most--it looks like it's coming out of an OSTOMY. GRUESOME.

[slytherincesss.livejournal.com]

I noticed that too -- the ostomy thing. I thought it was the dude's belly button or something, and I was like, well, I suppose if my belly button were in a strange locale, I would also cover it with a bad tattoo.

[slytherincesss.livejournal.com]

Those are all hideous *runs screaming*

[sassy-cissa.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I'm jealous or impressed with how you spent your morning. :D

[lupin-spirit.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or does 'Angel's 4-ever" look like maybe it wasn't originally Angel's? Looks like maybe it originally said something else and was changed at some point more recently to Angel?

[allysonsedai.livejournal.com]

I thought the same exact thing. Awkward!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Wow, now that I'm home from work... it sure looks like you've been busy today! LOL.

And dude, the one where it looks like his cock is split open? Uh... is there a larger copy of that photo? I'm intrigued.

[belphemon.livejournal.com]

some of those pictures are going to stay with me for a bit

[foxestacado.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I was scrolling down and was like, "okay, this isn't TOO bad, some of these are really pretty..." and then I got to meatotomy. Oh my god. I don't think I can unsee that one for the rest of my life.

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

O.O Emma, I'm not even sure I want to know how you managed to come across all of these. The one that scares you? What on earth did that man go through to do that to his cock? Kind of makes you feel sorry for him. Also, OW!! to most of it.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

The "Angel's Forever" one isn't about a girl, it's Hell's Angels.

I'm guessing that for most of these folks, the pain was part of the reason they got them.

Also, hello. Wandering through Ffriends, and couldn't resist your cut tag.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

LOL, I should have guessed that was a misused apostrophe!