I'm guessing these hurt?

[emmagrant01]

There are tattoos, and then there are ones that make you go 0_o.



I can't help but wonder if she's dated some really dumb guys who need a big hint.




These, on the other hand, seem to be providing a warning.






I'm not sure if this is meant to be an enticement or a warning.




By contrast, these are really cute.






On to the guys!

Think he's a Slytherin?




This one is kind of cute, though imagining how long that took makes me shudder.




This is interesting too. Mermaids, hee!




You gotta respect his dedication to his fandom.




This is WAY better than a wedding ring, IMO.




This one scares me. Seriously.




I'm guessing this sums up who he is as a person?




I have one word for this one: classy!




Yeah, that's how I've spent a chunk of my morning... *whistles*

Comments

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Do my next question is what happens when he ejaculates?

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say... lots and lots of dribbling? *shuddersnort* Unless he's got some serious pressure for managing to still shoot/squirt (which I've read that they can control when peeing, for example) then I can just see a lot of dripping.