I'm guessing these hurt?

[emmagrant01]

There are tattoos, and then there are ones that make you go 0_o.



I can't help but wonder if she's dated some really dumb guys who need a big hint.




These, on the other hand, seem to be providing a warning.






I'm not sure if this is meant to be an enticement or a warning.




By contrast, these are really cute.






On to the guys!

Think he's a Slytherin?




This one is kind of cute, though imagining how long that took makes me shudder.




This is interesting too. Mermaids, hee!




You gotta respect his dedication to his fandom.




This is WAY better than a wedding ring, IMO.




This one scares me. Seriously.




I'm guessing this sums up who he is as a person?




I have one word for this one: classy!




Yeah, that's how I've spent a chunk of my morning... *whistles*

Comments

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

I don't think I even understand the one you says scares you. Is his dick split in two?

[helenadax.livejournal.com]

OMG are those permanent tattoos? Aren't they painted or something? I respect other people's choices but I would be totally WTF if I suddenly found myself in front of one of those.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

It kind of looks like it, doesn't it? At first I thought it was foreskin, but when I looked closer, I realized it wasn't. :-P

[lunalelle.livejournal.com]

I think so. That made even me go "whoa no no no no."

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

All I can say is - OUCH.

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's split. Meatotomy gone extreme to the point of splitting the head completely and continuing the split down the meatus.

*shifty eyes*

What? I... know things... It just sort of happens, okay?

*slinks away*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Wow is pretty much all I got :P

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

*comments just so she could use an appropriate icon*

[golden-snitch12.livejournal.com]

OUCH! That had to hurt like hell!

[golden-snitch12.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha!!! You crack me up!

[golden-snitch12.livejournal.com]

So ... I'm guessing Betty Boop's legs get a lot longer when he's excited. *snicker*

[junesrose.livejournal.com]

OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I think I've seen the serpent one before. Or, one just like it. On Craiglist no less. Um....yeah.

Hey, I WAS BORED AT WORK ONE NIGHT AND CRUISING AROUND THE WEBZZZ.

:O Good grief, imagine my surprise!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Since you're the "expert" ;-)... what happens when he gets an erection?

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

*cough* You're looking at it. Seriously, that pic is not of a flaccid penis. *shudder*

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

I wish I could remember where I heard about this, but I will never forget the story that said Snape had a tattoo along the shaft of his penis that read "Proper." Apparently, as the story goes, that's only when he's flaccid. When he's erect, it reads "Property of Hermione Granger." *snerk*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

That's like the old joke about the Jamaican guy with "WAY" tattooed on his dick, right? :-D

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Do my next question is what happens when he ejaculates?

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

stuff like this makes my brain ache

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

Oooo, what's that one? *ears perk up*

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say... lots and lots of dribbling? *shuddersnort* Unless he's got some serious pressure for managing to still shoot/squirt (which I've read that they can control when peeing, for example) then I can just see a lot of dripping.

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

OMG, it's a nether-pucker! ROFL
(srsly, awesome icon for this post) :D

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

Your brain aches--not your bits? LOL J/K ;)

[mystisblom.livejournal.com]

OMG the second to last made me laugh so hard *G* This is hilarious!

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

I love the butterflies!

But in general....yeah. OUCH. NO. I have the wussiest tattoo ever ("all is full of love" on my arm) and that's fine. I'll get something with a bicycle at some point, though.

[slashpervert.livejournal.com]

A large percentage of my friends have tats, but none like those. The one with the dragon is one I've seen before. It inspired the dragon tat that Charlie has in the Dirty series.