I'm guessing these hurt?

[emmagrant01]

There are tattoos, and then there are ones that make you go 0_o.



I can't help but wonder if she's dated some really dumb guys who need a big hint.




These, on the other hand, seem to be providing a warning.






I'm not sure if this is meant to be an enticement or a warning.




By contrast, these are really cute.






On to the guys!

Think he's a Slytherin?




This one is kind of cute, though imagining how long that took makes me shudder.




This is interesting too. Mermaids, hee!




You gotta respect his dedication to his fandom.




This is WAY better than a wedding ring, IMO.




This one scares me. Seriously.




I'm guessing this sums up who he is as a person?




I have one word for this one: classy!




Yeah, that's how I've spent a chunk of my morning... *whistles*

Comments

[golden-snitch12.livejournal.com]

So ... I'm guessing Betty Boop's legs get a lot longer when he's excited. *snicker*

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

I wish I could remember where I heard about this, but I will never forget the story that said Snape had a tattoo along the shaft of his penis that read "Proper." Apparently, as the story goes, that's only when he's flaccid. When he's erect, it reads "Property of Hermione Granger." *snerk*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

That's like the old joke about the Jamaican guy with "WAY" tattooed on his dick, right? :-D

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

Oooo, what's that one? *ears perk up*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

When he's erect, it says, "Welcome to Jamaica, Mon. Have a nice day." :-D

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

Heh, we have on like that in Russian too.