One more thing, and I'm going to bed.

[emmagrant01]

BEST WANK EVER. I'm just sayin'.

o_0

I should probably thank the person on my flist who pointed me to this wank, but... I'm not sure she'd like to be recognized for that. :-P

Edit: OMG, the ads on the sidebar of my gmail while I'm reading the comments in this thread! *sporfle*

Comments

[wicked-socks.livejournal.com]

*wheezes* I got half a page down and had to come back here and thank you for posting a link. I had almost achieved the state of boredome, but not anymore. No sireee.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know! There's enough there to entertain you for quite a while. :-P

[ashe-frost.livejournal.com]

OMG thank you. Funniest wank ever.

There should be awards for this shit.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

LOL! And the award for Best Wank of 2007 goes to...

[allysonsedai.livejournal.com]

Thanks - 'cause that's just what I wanted to read before I go to sleep! *shudder*

;)

And your tags are FTW! Equus, heh.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! Poor Dan. :-D

[dramedy.livejournal.com]

Thanks you. I am now trying not to wake the roomie, but still shaking with laughter. OMG. WTF.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

:-D I know, right?

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

omg.

omg!

...

oMG!

I'm just... gaping at my screen.

A horse? A horse?

I mean. I know. But.
Asking for love advice?

A horse?

Really?

A horse.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

And for all the people who have a service dog for the same reason? That was prescribed to them by a counciler? I would probibly be considered for the same thing and it was sugested except I am terribly affraid of dogs.

OMGWTF LEAVE THE DOGS ALONE!

[joesther.livejournal.com]

I have to tell you, I'm honestly stuck between crying and laughing my eyes out.

I think laughing is going to win. Oh god oh god oh god.

What makes it all the funnier is the comments. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I know! Half the fun is watching the people go "WTF?" over there! :-D

[daddybear716.livejournal.com]

His wife is a horse?!?!?!?!?
At first I thought it was metaphor, I wish I still thought it was metaphor.

I'm going to put my DVD of downloaded porn in my laptop and watch college boys do dirty things to each other until the thought of "Mrs Ed" is purged from my brain cells.

She's a horse of a horse, of course of course...

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I kept reading thinking, "Pony play, maybe? Please? Pet name? Yeah?"

No.

No.

My brain fought valiantly not to comprehend that.

[cmere.livejournal.com]

OMG. OH MY GOD. My mouth dropped open five minutes ago and has yet to close.

[melody2tds.livejournal.com]

I think this has broken my brain.
Unless my first thought at seeing the Centaur!Draco manip halfway down the page being "Wait... I never thought of it before, but which set of organs would a centaur use, anyway?", is a perfectly normal response.

[ashe-frost.livejournal.com]

OMG. I know that fic has to have been written. But somebody needs to write that fic again. Hermione has to have created some sort of society.

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

That was just hysterical. I mean, mate - WTF.

[upstart-crow.livejournal.com]

Now I'm a pretty tolerant person usually. But I had to say it.

ECK!!! ECK!!!!

[ausmac.livejournal.com]

My buddy gave me a headsup to you link to this wank. I don't normally visit wanks but this one was, well, special. I should be amazed at the depths that human beings can achieve, but it is still always a revalation.

[silver04.livejournal.com]

OMG... I really really need to get that mental picture out of my head *shudders* *wanders off in search for fic*

[nqdonne.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha

...

so this is what happens with Alan Strang grows up. Iiiiinteresting. Equus just became one hell of a lot funnier

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I'm actually surprised that there weren't more Equus jokes over on the post. :-P

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

One of the few times I regret I don't have a journalfen account. I laughed so much I cried... Bros before horse.

[cenas-plots.livejournal.com]

Oh. Um...my God. What. The. Fuck? My brain does not comprehend such things. Not at all. o.O

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I know. I had to read it a couple of times before I processes that it wasn't a metaphor, but actually a HORSE. Dude.

[emeraldjay.livejournal.com]

I really need to find some brain wash now. Considering I was brave crazy enough to follow some of the links in the comments.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I spent waaay too much time following links last night. I learned a hell of a lot. 0_o

Did I ever tell you that I love that icon?

[therealw.livejournal.com]

sorry. my brain just melted and I'm gonna need years of therapy for it to recover.

[aerynvala.livejournal.com]

o.m.g.

*weeps*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Tissue?

[jamie2109.livejournal.com]

*snort* and they say HP fandom makes the best wank...oh no not by a long shot.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

It just goes to show you: there's always a wankier wank. :-P

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

Dear god, I didn't know people did that! Just...wow. *waves sadly at last shreds of innocence*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

*waves with you*

[moonflower-rose.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yes. I know. :-P

[jadzia7667.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna need therapy now. And brillo pads for my brain. I thought I was terribly open minded until I read that post. Ick. Just ick.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I know, me too! Now I'm feeling like a prude. And... I write POtter pr0n! :-P

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

Oh, Emma! You do brighten my days. I must say that the mute button may be the single greatest safety device of the contemporary period.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I take it you followed some YouTube links? ;-)

[puppydifranco.livejournal.com]

that was utterly fabulous... I had to forward that one around the office... and I had to go thru all the links and read the original posts and stuff... hysterical.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

The people you work with must wonder how you come across these things! ;-)