One more thing, and I'm going to bed.

[emmagrant01]

BEST WANK EVER. I'm just sayin'.

o_0

I should probably thank the person on my flist who pointed me to this wank, but... I'm not sure she'd like to be recognized for that. :-P

Edit: OMG, the ads on the sidebar of my gmail while I'm reading the comments in this thread! *sporfle*

Comments

[wicked-socks.livejournal.com]

*wheezes* I got half a page down and had to come back here and thank you for posting a link. I had almost achieved the state of boredome, but not anymore. No sireee.

[ashe-frost.livejournal.com]

OMG thank you. Funniest wank ever.

There should be awards for this shit.

[allysonsedai.livejournal.com]

Thanks - 'cause that's just what I wanted to read before I go to sleep! *shudder*

;)

And your tags are FTW! Equus, heh.

[dramedy.livejournal.com]

Thanks you. I am now trying not to wake the roomie, but still shaking with laughter. OMG. WTF.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

omg.

omg!

...

oMG!

I'm just... gaping at my screen.

A horse? A horse?

I mean. I know. But.
Asking for love advice?

A horse?

Really?

A horse.

[joesther.livejournal.com]

I have to tell you, I'm honestly stuck between crying and laughing my eyes out.

I think laughing is going to win. Oh god oh god oh god.

What makes it all the funnier is the comments. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

And for all the people who have a service dog for the same reason? That was prescribed to them by a counciler? I would probibly be considered for the same thing and it was sugested except I am terribly affraid of dogs.

OMGWTF LEAVE THE DOGS ALONE!

[daddybear716.livejournal.com]

His wife is a horse?!?!?!?!?
At first I thought it was metaphor, I wish I still thought it was metaphor.

I'm going to put my DVD of downloaded porn in my laptop and watch college boys do dirty things to each other until the thought of "Mrs Ed" is purged from my brain cells.

She's a horse of a horse, of course of course...

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I kept reading thinking, "Pony play, maybe? Please? Pet name? Yeah?"

No.

No.

My brain fought valiantly not to comprehend that.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

I just had this mental picture of a horse calmly chewing hay as some freak was ramming his tiny prick into her.

I mean, no offense to any guys out there, but have you SEEN a horse cock?

People stick their ARMS in horses! What is he doing? Does the mare even notice?

[cmere.livejournal.com]

OMG. OH MY GOD. My mouth dropped open five minutes ago and has yet to close.

[melody2tds.livejournal.com]

I think this has broken my brain.
Unless my first thought at seeing the Centaur!Draco manip halfway down the page being "Wait... I never thought of it before, but which set of organs would a centaur use, anyway?", is a perfectly normal response.

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

That was just hysterical. I mean, mate - WTF.

[upstart-crow.livejournal.com]

Now I'm a pretty tolerant person usually. But I had to say it.

ECK!!! ECK!!!!

[ausmac.livejournal.com]

My buddy gave me a headsup to you link to this wank. I don't normally visit wanks but this one was, well, special. I should be amazed at the depths that human beings can achieve, but it is still always a revalation.

[silver04.livejournal.com]

OMG... I really really need to get that mental picture out of my head *shudders* *wanders off in search for fic*

[nqdonne.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha

...

so this is what happens with Alan Strang grows up. Iiiiinteresting. Equus just became one hell of a lot funnier

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

One of the few times I regret I don't have a journalfen account. I laughed so much I cried... Bros before horse.

[ashe-frost.livejournal.com]

OMG. I know that fic has to have been written. But somebody needs to write that fic again. Hermione has to have created some sort of society.

[cenas-plots.livejournal.com]

Oh. Um...my God. What. The. Fuck? My brain does not comprehend such things. Not at all. o.O

[slinkhard.livejournal.com]

There are at least two Draco/Firenze fics, out there, at any rate, I've seen them.
...Fandom is a scary place.

[ashe-frost.livejournal.com]

o.0

Saucy: The Society for Apprication of Undisputable-wizard/Centaur Yumminess

[emeraldjay.livejournal.com]

I really need to find some brain wash now. Considering I was brave crazy enough to follow some of the links in the comments.

[thermidor.livejournal.com]

People stick their ARMS in horses! What is he doing? Does the mare even notice?

Maybe it's that I read too many of the James Herriot books, but I thought the same thing.

And Emma, WTF indeed! Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

[therealw.livejournal.com]

sorry. my brain just melted and I'm gonna need years of therapy for it to recover.