emmagrant01 | *snerk*

I got this email today, sent to my QAJ email address:

Dear user of queerasjedi.com, administration of queerasjedi.com would like to inform you that,

Your email account was used to send a large amount of spam during this week. Obviously, your computer had been compromised and now contains a hidden proxy server.

We recommend you to follow our instructions in the attached text file in order to keep your computer safe.

Have a nice day,
The queerasjedi.com team.

Okay, the thing is this: *I* am the "queerasjedi.com team"! Me. Emma. That domain name is registered to me and

helens78, and I am the administrator (and financer) of the QAJ account at slash city. So, the irony of me getting this email is just... Yeah.

Of course, there was a lovely little zipped file attached to this email that I was supposed to open.