Saturday night and a bottle of sauv blanc.

[emmagrant01]

I had dinner tonight with bekkio, lagreyeyes, and their families. Bekki's kids are completely adorable, and she's such a sweet person. LA's son is a doll, and gosh, she's so gorgeous and sophisticated! Her husband was a hoot too, talking about his iPod and his favorite TV shows. It was a lovely way to spend an evening. :-)



1. I've come to realize that my last kiss... was a week ago, before he went on a business trip.
2. I am listening to... Catch Me if You Can playing on TV. Wow, that really is a love story between the characters played by Tom and Leo, isn't it? I never saw the slashiness before, heh.
3. I talk... more than I should, probably. I should listen more.
4. I love... MDH, with all my heart and soul.
5. My friends... are all in fandom! I don't feel weird about that, either.
6. My first real kiss... was with a boy named Shannon. We kissed for hours on end on the beach -- and nothing more, because he was afraid to try anything else. (We were 15.)
7. I hate... old couples who bitch at each other in public. I want to slap them.
8. Love... is the most important thing in my life.
9. Marriage is... the best decision I ever made, and worth fighting for.
10. Somewhere, someone is thinking... Emma Grant is a bitch and i h8 hrrr! Heh.
11. I'll always... want more than what I can have, even though I know I lead a charmed life.
12. I have a secret crush... on no one at the moment, to be honest. Is that weird?
13. The last time I cried was because... I miss MDH. He's on the other side of the planet at the moment.
14. My cell phone... is red and cute. :-D
15. When I wake up in the morning...I snuggle with my kitty for a little while, then get up and make coffee.
16. Before I go to bed I... spend an hour or two online after MDH goes to sleep.
17. Right now I am thinking about... IVF and the fact that I could very well have a baby or two a year from now. It both terrifies me and excites me.
18. Babies are... adorable and small and precious. And it pains me to look at them sometimes, because I want one so badly.
19. I get on Myspace... once in a blue moon. And every time I do, it annoys me and I'm thankful for LJ.
20. Today I... saw the ocean.
21. Tonight I will... catch up on my flist and drink wine.
22. Tomorrow I will be... on an airplane.
23. I really want... more than I deserve.
24. I tag these six people: Nah. I hate tagging people. No one ever tags me for these things...


I can honestly say this is a sexual position I've never tried in my life. Is it my imagination, or is she fisting him?

Sexual Position Therapy (with images) by serpiente
Username
Partner
Sexual position
Times to week	12
Satisfaction level	75%
Date ended	May 11, 2015

ETA: More animated sex here. :-D

Comments

[moonflower-rose.livejournal.com]

I had to stare at that gif for a few minutes before I could even work out what I was seeing. Who the hell thought THAT up??

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was all o_0 at that one!

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

Oh good, I'm not the only one. I'm finding it therapeutic just looking at it.

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

That lady in the gif is totally fingering him.

*snickers*

[conuly]

*blinkblinkblink*

So... it's for women with really flabby abs, so they do sit-ups? WTF? I can't even fathom how it works.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I know. I didn't think an erect penis could bend at that angle. o_0

[hermorrine.livejournal.com]

That just doesn't even look enjoyable. Can we say defeating the purpose? I think we can.

Also, I can't tell if she's fisting him or spanking him or pushing on his arse so he'll work it harder. Now I have to take this, just to see what sort of insanity will show up...

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I know. Sex is about fun, and that just looks... difficult. :-P

[daisy-chan.livejournal.com]

.......

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Okay, WTF is that? They can't possibly be enjoying it as much as they would straight-up fucking. :-P

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

Cheers for drinking wine and f-listing and over-share. :D

*toasts*

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

*keeps hitting F5 in hopes of finding one position that me and the woman could do that doesn't involve accessories*

*gives up and pours another glass of wine*

[puppydifranco.livejournal.com]

so, I got the helicopter one as well... which I think would just irritate the hell out of me....

and of course, whatever position would have to be adjusted for me since it would have to be two guys (or lots of viagra + vodka)... so I was looking at your assigned position... and I was wondering, if that was even possible for two guys... obviously it would have to be rear entry... so, I'm thinking, no.. couldn't work.... but if it could... would it be plausible for the two guys to both be fucking each others at the same time.... now I have a headache.

[imogenelovelace.livejournal.com]

I once read a Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan fic that involved exactly that, but it required zero-gravity and the force.

TMI alert, don't tell Fandom Wank!

[cleverthylacine]

I've actually done that. I had a partner who usually bent downward instead of up, and he liked it. I don't know how he got to be that way. He was very self-conscious about it.

I don't recommend this position. (Don't recommend the ex either, but for many reasons other than that)

Re: TMI alert, don't tell Fandom Wank!

[house-illrepute.livejournal.com]

"how he got to be that way"....



???


you mean 'bent downward' instead 'up'...?


if so, then... there's nothing he did to get it that way... a cock does what a cock is gonna do, i s'pose.

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

Looks dangerous.. I wouldn't want to get kicked in the face!

I hope you didn't get frostbite. ;)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

It's actually colder at home, so I guess I shouldn't complain! ;-)

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

I'm suppose to do that 19 times a week. Satisfaction level: 95%

But it seems more plausible than yours. Your gif made me go 'huh?' for a minute. It doesn't seem enjoyable at all. Maybe it's for exercise freaks?

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yes, that does look more plausible. :-P

[snackbreak.livejournal.com]

2. I am listening to... Catch Me if You Can playing on TV. Wow, that really is a love story between the characters played by Tom and Leo, isn't it? I never saw the slashiness before, heh.

Dude! I was just watching that and thinking the exact same thing! I was all "OMG, just get married and have babiez already!" ...except he was underage for half of it, but oh well.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

The whole movie is about their relationship! They're always talking on the phone, and teasing each other, and at the end they clearly care about each other.

Love the icon, btw! I read some PC/Mac slash once. Can't remember who wrote it, though.

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

This is my first one:


Refreshing the page with name adjustment (one can say the same thing in 20 ways, right?). So, for your viewing pleasure

Aww, again simple and old like mankind. I quite like it.

Refresh.


Refresh.

And now we come to acrobatics. Yep, I'm small and light and the man is big and strong, but still, too much exercise outside the gym, as for me.

Gosh, now this comment looks really funny.

[slytherincesss.livejournal.com]

OMFG!!!! This is the best LJ comment EVER!

Haha, this really made me laugh!

When I tried the quiz, I got the last position in your comment (standing up with him holding her, both her legs up) and I thought to myself, um, NO, because I significantly outweigh my husband, and if we did that position, we would single-handedly answer the age-old question of "When a tree falls in the forest and no one else is around to hear it, would it make a noise?" And the answer would be Yes. Yes it does.

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

haaaaa, those pics are hilarous.

And I really just commented because I'm jealous. I want to have dinner again with Bekki and Inga (and their kidlets!)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

It was fun! I even got to see the ocean!

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

So some people are bored and Russian gymnasts? That's cool.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I love the fact that someone actually spent time creating those animated gifs!

[isukatthisgame.livejournal.com]

i wish i could take a picture like that! you have a hot little body on you. congradulations. lol.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Oh, that picture was taken about ten years ago. ;-)

[lagreyeyes.livejournal.com]

I tried the meme and, of all the possible permutations, got the missionary position. *snorts*

We had great fun meeting you! Hubby and I always enjoy intelligent people. ;) And would it be possible to have you around all the time to stroke my ego? (I refer to "gorgeous and sophisticated", which I rarely feel. Probably more like "well-preserved and caustic". *g* But thank you for the kind words.) Nibs is feeling better and far less emo today and can't stop chattering happily about Bekki's youngest one.

Hope you had a safe trip home. And I really wish you the very best in what we discussed and that it works out well for you.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I got the missionary position the first time, but realized I'd misspelled my own name, heh. So I corrected it and got that one and went, bzuh?

It was fun! And thanks for the good wishes. :-)

Story behind the icon

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

I always wanted to do that Scandinavian post-sauna roll-in the snow thing! And someday I will.

For some reason, when I saw this I imagined that you were at a party on a rare snowy night, and ran outside naked on a dare.

yay flist and Whoa! crazy gif

[verdenia.livejournal.com]

Heh. That is some crazy positioning. ;P

Yay for flist catching up. I did a bit of that the other night, and it was one of the times that made me want a bigger flist. I like to be slow and organic about it, though, and get to know people.
Of course, I have fics to read, and travelogues to write, but...I wanted to be social--hence, flisting. :P

Good luck with the IVF. It sounds scary and exciting.

Beautiful feline!

[bououou.livejournal.com]

Can't wait to hear your comment on those new Equus pics! :p

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yee ha! I commented over on kerryblaze's LJ, actually! ;-)