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I had dinner tonight with [livejournal.com profile] bekkio, [livejournal.com profile] lagreyeyes, and their families. Bekki's kids are completely adorable, and she's such a sweet person. LA's son is a doll, and gosh, she's so gorgeous and sophisticated! Her husband was a hoot too, talking about his iPod and his favorite TV shows. It was a lovely way to spend an evening. :-)



1. I've come to realize that my last kiss... was a week ago, before he went on a business trip.
2. I am listening to... Catch Me if You Can playing on TV. Wow, that really is a love story between the characters played by Tom and Leo, isn't it? I never saw the slashiness before, heh.
3. I talk... more than I should, probably. I should listen more.
4. I love... MDH, with all my heart and soul.
5. My friends... are all in fandom! I don't feel weird about that, either.
6. My first real kiss... was with a boy named Shannon. We kissed for hours on end on the beach -- and nothing more, because he was afraid to try anything else. (We were 15.)
7. I hate... old couples who bitch at each other in public. I want to slap them.
8. Love... is the most important thing in my life.
9. Marriage is... the best decision I ever made, and worth fighting for.
10. Somewhere, someone is thinking... Emma Grant is a bitch and i h8 hrrr! Heh.
11. I'll always... want more than what I can have, even though I know I lead a charmed life.
12. I have a secret crush... on no one at the moment, to be honest. Is that weird?
13. The last time I cried was because... I miss MDH. He's on the other side of the planet at the moment.
14. My cell phone... is red and cute. :-D
15. When I wake up in the morning...I snuggle with my kitty for a little while, then get up and make coffee.
16. Before I go to bed I... spend an hour or two online after MDH goes to sleep.
17. Right now I am thinking about... IVF and the fact that I could very well have a baby or two a year from now. It both terrifies me and excites me.
18. Babies are... adorable and small and precious. And it pains me to look at them sometimes, because I want one so badly.
19. I get on Myspace... once in a blue moon. And every time I do, it annoys me and I'm thankful for LJ.
20. Today I... saw the ocean.
21. Tonight I will... catch up on my flist and drink wine.
22. Tomorrow I will be... on an airplane.
23. I really want... more than I deserve.
24. I tag these six people: Nah. I hate tagging people. No one ever tags me for these things...


I can honestly say this is a sexual position I've never tried in my life. Is it my imagination, or is she fisting him?

Sexual Position Therapy (with images) by serpiente
Username
Partner
Sexual position
Times to week12
Satisfaction level
75%
Date endedMay 11, 2015



ETA: More animated sex here. :-D
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Date: 2007-01-28 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonflower-rose.livejournal.com
I had to stare at that gif for a few minutes before I could even work out what I was seeing. Who the hell thought THAT up??

Date: 2007-01-28 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmagrant01.livejournal.com
Yeah, I was all o_0 at that one!

Date: 2007-01-28 06:48 am (UTC)
conuly: (Default)
From: [personal profile] conuly
*blinkblinkblink*

So... it's for women with really flabby abs, so they do sit-ups? WTF? I can't even fathom how it works.

Date: 2007-01-28 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmagrant01.livejournal.com
I know. I didn't think an erect penis could bend at that angle. o_0

Date: 2007-01-28 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermorrine.livejournal.com
That just doesn't even look enjoyable. Can we say defeating the purpose? I think we can.

Also, I can't tell if she's fisting him or spanking him or pushing on his arse so he'll work it harder. Now I have to take this, just to see what sort of insanity will show up...

Date: 2007-01-28 07:35 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-01-28 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmagrant01.livejournal.com
Okay, WTF is that? They can't possibly be enjoying it as much as they would straight-up fucking. :-P

Date: 2007-01-28 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmagrant01.livejournal.com
I know. Sex is about fun, and that just looks... difficult. :-P

Date: 2007-01-28 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com
Oh good, I'm not the only one. I'm finding it therapeutic just looking at it.

Date: 2007-01-28 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com
Cheers for drinking wine and f-listing and over-share. :D

*toasts*

Date: 2007-01-28 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daisy-chan.livejournal.com
The image URL calls it the "Helicopter." I think they have the Hell part right.

Is it just me, or do these things look like more work than they're worth? Or maybe I'm just bothered because the woman doesn't appear to have nipples XD

Date: 2007-01-28 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com
*keeps hitting F5 in hopes of finding one position that me and the woman could do that doesn't involve accessories*

*gives up and pours another glass of wine*

Date: 2007-01-28 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmagrant01.livejournal.com
I know I'm not in good enough shape to do some of those things. Nor is MDH. And you know what? That's okay. ;-)

Date: 2007-01-28 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com
Hey, creativity in the bedroom is all fine and dandy, but at some point, you gotta recognize that the effort just isn't worth it.

Date: 2007-01-28 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmagrant01.livejournal.com
There are more efficient ways, certainly. :-P

Date: 2007-01-28 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com
Energy efficiency is important. Use rechargable batteries!

Date: 2007-01-28 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com
That lady in the gif is totally fingering him.

*snickers*

Date: 2007-01-28 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonflower-rose.livejournal.com
OMG U'RE RIGHT!!!

Date: 2007-01-28 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmagrant01.livejournal.com
Look at those eyes! They see into your soul, I swear. She's like an old soul in a cat's body.

Date: 2007-01-28 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puppydifranco.livejournal.com
so, I got the helicopter one as well... which I think would just irritate the hell out of me....

and of course, whatever position would have to be adjusted for me since it would have to be two guys (or lots of viagra + vodka)... so I was looking at your assigned position... and I was wondering, if that was even possible for two guys... obviously it would have to be rear entry... so, I'm thinking, no.. couldn't work.... but if it could... would it be plausible for the two guys to both be fucking each others at the same time.... now I have a headache.

TMI alert, don't tell Fandom Wank!

Date: 2007-01-28 09:09 am (UTC)
cleverthylacine: a cute little thylacine (Default)
From: [personal profile] cleverthylacine
I've actually done that. I had a partner who usually bent downward instead of up, and he liked it. I don't know how he got to be that way. He was very self-conscious about it.

I don't recommend this position. (Don't recommend the ex either, but for many reasons other than that)

Date: 2007-01-28 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imogenelovelace.livejournal.com
I once read a Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan fic that involved exactly that, but it required zero-gravity and the force.

Date: 2007-01-28 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] norton-gale.livejournal.com
Looks dangerous.. I wouldn't want to get kicked in the face!

I hope you didn't get frostbite. ;)

Date: 2007-01-28 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phoenixacid.livejournal.com


I'm suppose to do that 19 times a week. Satisfaction level: 95%

But it seems more plausible than yours. Your gif made me go 'huh?' for a minute. It doesn't seem enjoyable at all. Maybe it's for exercise freaks?
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