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emmagrant01THERE IS A SCORPION UNDER MY KITCHEN TABLE!! IT HAS BEEN CRAWLING AROUND BY MY FEET!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! USELESS DAMN CATS HAVE JUST BEEN WATCHING IT!!!
This capslock!Emma entry brought to you by an insane fear of things that sting.
ETA: Oh, a bit of drama! I got the tongs and managed to pick it up and get it out the door. Of course, I didn't want to squish it, so I ended up dropping it a few times. And then I noticed it was wrapped up in a spider web! So the poor little bugger had already escaped from a spider?!
See, this is how much of a weenie I am -- I'm now feeling sorry for it. I put it in the grass outside, where some larger creature will undoubtedly make a meal of it. Crisis averted. :-P
ETA 2: Should I feel weird about the fact that this random post has more comments on it than posts of many of the fics I've written? 0_o
This capslock!Emma entry brought to you by an insane fear of things that sting.
ETA: Oh, a bit of drama! I got the tongs and managed to pick it up and get it out the door. Of course, I didn't want to squish it, so I ended up dropping it a few times. And then I noticed it was wrapped up in a spider web! So the poor little bugger had already escaped from a spider?!
See, this is how much of a weenie I am -- I'm now feeling sorry for it. I put it in the grass outside, where some larger creature will undoubtedly make a meal of it. Crisis averted. :-P
ETA 2: Should I feel weird about the fact that this random post has more comments on it than posts of many of the fics I've written? 0_o
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Date: 2005-08-30 12:42 am (UTC)Hope you get it out soon. And geesh, what good cats if they don't destroy your enemies?
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Date: 2005-08-30 12:45 am (UTC)And cats are pretty good warning systems, but guards and protectors? Not so much. :-P