Squick fic - rec of sorts

[emmagrant01]

I thought I was unsquickable as far as H/D fic goes. Apparently, I was wrong. I think charlotteschaos needs to receive a prize of some sort for this accomplishment! :-P

*goes to look for brain brush*

ETA: She really does deserve an award, I think. So here it is:



Is this woman the queen of squick? She even wrote Draco/Trevor! It was surprisingly undisturbing, after the coffee enema fic.

Comments

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

I can only assure you that most coffee isn't processed that way?

Although I'm fairly certain that if you knew how much rat fe-- nevermind. Coffee is pure!

[jexay.livejournal.com]

Oh I have no problem with coffee or where it comes from or how it's processed. It's the person I live with that concerns me. He was reading your fic with me. Hmm... *looks at bf* *pokes coffee cup* XP

Great job squicking people. Not an easy feat.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Actually, being gross is easy. Drawing people in to where they're comfortable and then yanking their security out from under them in a vile and rude manner which lasts is difficult ;)

And as long as coffee doesn't coporealize and jump in anyone's asses anytime soon, I think you and your boyfriend are safe ;)

[jexay.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, he wasn't squicked. Seriously. And hon, we be gay, so... well... see my concern?

*sorry for spamming emma*

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

*taps her fingers on the desk in thought for a moment*

Well, make sure everyone's current on their shots. And a day's fast with plenty of water wouldn't hurt. The site I consulted recommended organic coffee with distilled water. *smirks*

... tell me how it all comes out? *winks*

[jexay.livejournal.com]

LOL! OMG! I absolutely adore you! You are fabulous! I'll be watching your LJ now if that's okay ... Just make sure to put warnings on your fics. *winks*

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

*blushes under the preening, but prances subtly* Yey! I insist you watch my LJ. I always put warnings, but not everyone heeds them. I will say that when the squickfics start showing up enmasse it usually means I'm particularly annoyed. Although this time I was just annoyed with... Christmas? No, I was annoyed with rims. I had a flat tire from a pot hole. It was a total blow out. I had to replace the rim. The rim was expensive. Rims. Rimming. Too much coffee. Rimming. Coffee. These things happen ;)