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[emmagrant01]

This is an interesting quiz, though there were several times that it was difficult for me to choose because the two positions were so frickin' similar that I actually disagreed with both of them. But like I've said several times, no one who's as socially liberal as me will ever get elected in this country. I can accept that, even if it means having to choose the candidate I dislike the least in every election.

You preferred Kerry's statements 89% of the time You preferred Bush's statements 11% of the time Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues? Find out now!

Oh, and will someone reassure me that this story (Park Service Sticks With Biblical Explanation For Grand Canyon) is not true? Please???

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[hazelhawthorne.livejournal.com]

As I said, I find this very disturbing. But I will admit it made me laugh quite a bit too.

I love the bit about the exceptions if you can prove you have a bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative, or law enforcement purpose for the dildos.

Would someone please tell me what possible judicial, legislative or law enforcement purpose you could come up with for having a collection of dildos, vibrators and artificial vaginas?!

"Well officer," says the judge, "That Jury just wan't hung enough."

The state senator claims: "Officer, the Governer called me a pussy and I just had ta show him how wrong he was. This is a pussy! I'm not a pussy!"

"Well, of course there is a use for giant, over-sized dildos like this Punisher in law enforcment. I find it is much more effective in subduing criminals that the standard issue nightstick."

Again I ask WTF?

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaha! Isn't it amazing that just owning a dildo for your own pleasure is a crime? I thought the article made an interesting point about the irony of most sex crimes offenders being men, while most users of dildos are women. *shakes head*

[snickelpop.livejournal.com]

I live in Alabama. It's illegal to have anything in any quantity made for the express purpose of genital stimulation.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Oooh. In Texas, it's just models of gentalia that are verboten. So cock rings are just fine, interestingly enough! :-P