I just. I.

[emmagrant01]

Sometimes you're cruisin' on Pinterest and you come across a recipe idea that just freaks you out on a level that is completely unprecedented, even for you.

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[afsutton.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have a recipe for cat poop cookies in my recipe book (you serve them, of course, on grape nut cereal to make it look like litter). I make 'em for Halloween ;-).

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

After cleaning out two litter boxes twice daily, this is just a place I can't go!

[afsutton.livejournal.com]

I know - I have a cat myself. Like I said, it's strictly as a gag food item ala grape eyeballs, literal finger cookies, and jello brains. ;-)

But then again, my freshman year of college, every lunch was with a group of people - one studying to be a doctor, one studying to be a 'controversial artist', and one who just liked to stir shit up - who made it a routine to see how disgusting we could get in our conversations before we couldn't eat any more. To this day, I can eat through any conversation, no matter how descriptive, and as long as it's something I do indeed like, can eat anything despite what it may look like. ;-)

Oh my GOD

[hiddenlacuna.livejournal.com]

I think I would have loved this before I had cats. Now, I don't know if I can do it. And I once made a grape-and-raspberry jello-filled hollow red cake covered with white icing to celebrate a friend's cyst removal.

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[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly I clean out two litter boxes twice daily, and so I can't look at this and think "food." :-P

[write-out.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no. I have two cats and see that every day. I don't think I could bake it as a yummy treat.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Just... no.

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

Oh, those have been around a long, long time. I think I tried to do one for one of my kids years ago. :)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I remember seeing one of these on Cake Wrecks ages back, but I've never seen photos that looked quite as realistic as many of these. And I clean out two cat boxes every day, so... yeah. No. :-P

[jperceval.livejournal.com]

I clicked the link, held my laptop up for the mister and asked him, "Just looking at the photos, would you eat this?" I got "EEEW! Nooooooo!" Even knowing it was a cake, we can't even.

[drinkingcocoa.livejournal.com]

The first time I heard of these cakes, someone was reading the recipe from a pet manual. It recommended serving with glasses of weak lemonade.

[zorb]

Nooooooooooope. Nope nope nope.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Amusing and disgusting all at once!

[hernerdiness.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I yelled "I WANT TO THROW UP" at the screen. D: I too am in charge of the litter box.

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

....

I can't even - what?

O_____o

[lux-obscura.livejournal.com]

I've seen these! What frightens me most is that people need to explicitly state that you need to use a CLEAN scoop for serving. Like. Someone might just use the one out of their (actual, poop-filled) cat box?

People terrify me.

(But I'd probably try the cake, just for a lark.)

[splix.livejournal.com]

Puke. I can only assume that anyone who makes this hasn't actually had to clean a litter box.

[bicrim.livejournal.com]

I have two small boys. I have been covered with every body fluid known to man. I am not squeamish. I regret having looked at that link and knowing what I now know.

[mundungus42.livejournal.com]

Without a yummy smell component to counteract the repulsive visuals, this is about the worst way to encounter such a cake. Stomach = turned.

I remember that someone got a novelty cake in the shape of a toilet for my dad one year, and the "bowl" contained a couple of Tootsie rolls floating in water. When it was first given to him, I asked if I could eat the Tootsie rolls and I was told to wait a few days. The trouble is that after a few days, they started dissolving in the water, and when the water went brown, they looked so much like the real thing that I didn't want them anymore.

[azriona.livejournal.com]

I don't know what's scarier, that someone actually thought of that idea for a cake....or that there are so. Many. Pins for it.

[lauriegilbert.livejournal.com]

The Grumpy Cat book had a section including the recipe -- I was tempted to make it and bring it into work just for the hell of it.

[lady-of-clunn.livejournal.com]

I have never been so happy that we don't really do Halloween over here.