Wow, seriously?

[emmagrant01]

I don't EVEN. What??

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EDIT: Forgot to say that there were Edward Jacob (whatever, I don't know these characters!) ones too. That were HOT instead of ice cold. Oh, yes. 0_o

Edit 2: Bwahaha!

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[hiza-chan.livejournal.com]

I just flinched. Like. A lot.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

IKR? :-P

[violentviolethp.livejournal.com]

An intense wave of cold!? How romantic!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

ahahahah!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Perfect icon!

[starlitshore.livejournal.com]

*weeps for humanity*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

*weeps with you*

[connorblond.livejournal.com]

OMG.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I know. :-P

[vaysh]

Dazzle? Dazzle???? *eye roll*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Apparently, they sparkle. No, really.

[collectively.livejournal.com]

Ew, it looks like they photographed a mannequin of him for the wrapper.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

That poor guy. It must be horribly embarrassing, no matter how much you get paid for it!

[emeraldandazure.livejournal.com]

Dear God, why!?

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Inquiring minds want to know! Sort of.

[aiwefaile.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the candies actually do sparkle. It's disturbing. I have a friend who bought a box of these on extreme discount after Valentines when the first movie came out. She then proceeded to cut out the Edward face and randomly hide it around her apartment to scare us.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! I was wondering if they did. Oh, wow.

[sui-tan.livejournal.com]

Eeew...

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

This is where unchecked capitalism leads!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Best comment yet! \0/

[furiosity.livejournal.com]

Gross.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Completely.

[abbyvonnormal]

You understand my pain. Working at a grocery store.. love.. holidays.. seeing Twi-shit.. everywhere.. god no *dead*

[abbyvonnormal]

Uh. Just realized that you had to have touched that product. I hope you're feeling okay? *dies again*

[sorion.livejournal.com]

You've successfully made me sick.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

\0/

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Boy they love to milk that franchise :P

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I know! It's embarrassing, really.

[potteresque_ire]

OMG. I need this, like, right now :D.
(No seriously. THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! ♥)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

They would make a great gag gift, I suppose!

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

I LOL'ed! And now I'm planning to go out and buy some.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Toys R Us is where I saw them. ;-)

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

LOLLING FOREVER!!!!!

I WILL SEEK THESE OUT AND TORMENT BESTOW THEM IN LOOOOOOVE UPON MY HAPLESS, UNWARY FRIENDS.

HAHAHAHHAAHAHA

OMG.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

LOL! Toys R Us...

[connorblond.livejournal.com]

Forgot to say that there were Edward Jacob (whatever, I don't know these characters!) ones too. That were HOT. Oh, yes. 0_o

No, really? Really, truly?
I feel suddenly faint.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Truly!

[qurinas.livejournal.com]

That is totally awesome!

Who wouldn't want a room temp lover?

:P

Honestly, though, I do think it's pretty neat and different. How many more pink hearts do we need after 100 years of them?

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I want a Severus Snape version. Can't you just see it? ;-)

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

I'd lol but I'd so buy one that had Bradley James' or Colin Morgan's picture on a candy bar. (The actors who play Arthur and Merlin.) <3

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

LOL! I do have to admit that if it had HP characters, the tone of this post would likely be quite different! ;-)

[celestlyn.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Too funny! He kinda leaves me cold! I think I'll just entertain my own fantasy. Cedric back from the dead. LOL!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

There must be a thousand vampire!Cedric fics out there by now, I imagine!

[hardticket.livejournal.com]

Well, at least they are truthful. He can't get much colder.

*points to icon*

'nuff said.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I want a BTVS/Twilight crossover so badly right now. Surely one exists? Oooh, I need a link to the vid where Buffy stakes Edward...

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

LOL! Whoever realised the true marketing potential behind this sparkly vampire series is a genius. And that will be the only good thing I can ever honestly say about Twilight.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

They know their demographic well, too!

[golden-snitch12.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when a franchise doesn't have someone like JKR watching out for the quality, integrity, and dignity of the product. She could have made millions more if she had whored her characters out for shit like this.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Else we'd have Harry Potter margarine in a tub. And such. ;-)