Am I smutty?

[emmagrant01]

In her "20 mysterious friends" MEME, 142978 described me as follows:

Teh pr0niest person on my flist, keeper of the SW slash.

So my first reaction was, "All right!" Then I thought, "Hang on. Am I really that porny?" I write what I feel like writing, and I usually don't censor myself. My fic can be pretty raunchy, sure. I like being able to express myself in this forum, and I like to think I'm unapologetic and honest. So, yeah, I think I am pretty smutty, and proud of it.

But then I started to wonder how I compare with others. So here's a poll!


[Poll #235035]

Make any additional suggestions in a comment, por favor. Especially if you think you are far smuttier than me. Smut Queen LJ death match! *grin*

Comments

[helens78]

heeeee! Well, going by your last 20 or so entries, I see only two that either contain your smut or contain direct links to your smut (and nothing else). By contrast, fully half my last 20 entries contain smut or direct links to it! Beat that! Mwahahaha!

...OK, I just woke up from a nap and am feeling very punchy...

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Ha! Wait till you read that ficlet I just sent you to beta! *grins*

[helens78]

O.o!!!!!

HP has been quite an influence on you, hasn't it? Hehehehe. Ahem.

I almost shudder to think what would happen to you if we corrupted you with Chiaroscuro... ;)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

HP has been a shockingly bad influence on me!

I almost shudder to think what would happen to you if we corrupted you with Chiaroscuro... ;)

*whimpers*



*grins*

[helens78]

Well, it's not a fandom per se -- well, OK. It is, sort of. ;) But it's a very contained universe, with only a few major plot arcs. You could start with the Ewan/Jude stuff. There's not much of it and it's *gorgeous*...

*walks off carrying her Evil Pimp badge*