Holiday songs?

[emmagrant01]

I'm putting together a playlist of fun and naughty holiday songs -- you know, the sort you would listen to on your iPod when you're sick of your relatives and need a break. I've got a head start thanks to phaballa, sithdragn and others, but I'm out looking for more. :-D Here's the list so far:

The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al Yankovic
Chocolate Salty Balls by Chef (from South Park)
Christmas is All Around by Billy Mack (from Love, Actually)
Dick in a Box by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg (from last night's SNL)
Ganja by Bitch and Animal
The Chanukah Song by Adam Sandler
All I Want For CHristmas by Draco & the Malfoys

What songs would you recommend for this playlist?

Comments

[lunalelle.livejournal.com]

Gothic Christmas - Within Temptation
You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch - Jim Carrey

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Ooh, thanks! :-)

Waah, iTunes does not seem to know anything about Within Temptation.

[thalia]

I think you have to have Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, just on principle. Unless you hate it, of course.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

LOL, true!

[cleito.livejournal.com]

The Chimney Song by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

You know, the one where Santa's corpse rots up in the chimney after he got stuck last Chrismas. Makes me laugh like a loon every time. :)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Bob Rivers did a lot of Christmas songs!

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

I've got the Whirling Dervishes "You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch" and the entire Mr. Hanky's South Park Christmas soundtrack as well. The whole thing is hilarious!

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

Mr Hanky's Christmas Classics (South Park)

[emeraldxsnake.livejournal.com]

The 12 Gay Days of Christmas by The Go-Go Boys.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I seem to have found them here (http://www.queermusicheritage.us/dec2003x.html), along with a bunch of other songs I'd love to get. Know where I can get their music? iTunes doesn't recognize the name.

[samena.livejournal.com]

-Homo Christmas - Pansy Division

You'll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Is a nice hard cock

You deserve a cute boy
Who's horny and queer
To make the most
out of Christmas cheer

-Ho Ho fucking Ho - Monty Python

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks!

[letmypidgeonsgo.livejournal.com]

christmas in las vegas is a new fave - i'm going to be posting it later, so i'll link back

i'm also a big fan of tom petty & the heartbreakers' 'christmas all over again' when it comes to dealing with family during the holidays...and there's always oscar the grouch's 'i hate christmas' from christmas eve on sesame street, but we'll pretend i know nothing of that ;)

Tom Petty - Christmas All Over Again (http://www.sendspace.com/file/cl8igj)
Oscar the Grouch - I Hate Christmas (http://www.sendspace.com/file/zam6xq)

[letmypidgeonsgo.livejournal.com]

mmk, the vegas one is up here (http://letmypidgeonsgo.livejournal.com/87168.html)

[elevateyourmind.livejournal.com]

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear by Bob Rivers! My family classic!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yes! I'd forgotten about that one!

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Tripod - I hate your family

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of that. I'll have to check it out. :-)

[jameschick.livejournal.com]

Here are a couple from a local band called Bobnoxious.

Police Nabbed My Dad and You Ruined Christmas They're quite funny.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Awesome! *downloads*

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

Fairytale of New York, by The Pogues

It's actually in the "international X-mas carols" tape my supermarket plays during the holiday season. I giggle every time I hear it.

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

I second that one, and would also add "Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_theduchess/]

I don't know who sings it, but The Bathroom Door Said Gentlemen (a play off of God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen) is fantastic.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever heard that!

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

I've got Merry Fucking Christmas sung by Mr Garrison from South Park (which should offend just about every non-Christian religion out there) as well as Cartman singing O Holy Night.

I'm also a fan of Ding, Fries are Done, which is a funny Burger King song.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Thanks! :-D

[fyrstrm.livejournal.com]

Polly Anderson's Christmas Party by Stuart McLean

It's actually a comedy story more than a song, but SO FUNNY. It will make you ROFL.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I'll have to look for that. :-)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Do you have The Yobs' C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S ? 'Cos you totally need that. "C is for your little clit where I down beneath/ H is for your pubic hair that gets caught in my teeth..." I'll upload it for ya if you don't have!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Oh, how funny! No, I've never even heard of that! :-D

[dream-wia-dream.livejournal.com]

By Dec 26th I'm always ready to murder my family. Which is why I especially love Elvis Costello & The Chieftains - St. Stephen's Day Murders (http://www.familywelch.com/Melanie/Music/Chieftains-StStephensDayMurders.mp3)
The favorite Christmas song I'm listening to now is Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's cover of Mr. Heatmiser (http://www.familywelch.com/Melanie/Music/BBVD-MrHeatmiser.mp3). Makes me grin every time I hear it.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Wow, thanks! :-D

[eskimosatan.livejournal.com]

An X-Rated Christmass - Suck on My Cock

Sung to the tune of Junglebell Rock. I have no idea why this tickles me so much, but it could very easily be the repetition of the word 'cock,' that generally does it for me. So far, I haven't been able to locate the person who sings it, but if you put 'suck on my cock' and 'christmas song' into google, it'll come up. Actually, I could probably email it to you, if you want.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Got it! Thanks! :-D

[pikkalam-sri.livejournal.com]

Don't Believe in Christmas - Smash Mouth
Father Christmas - The Kinks
Yellin' At the Xmas Tree - Billy Idol
Grandpa's Last Xmas - The Vandals
Christmas With the Devil - Spinal Tap

... can you tell I have a Naughty Holiday playlist myself?

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the suggestions! :-)

[glasshouses.livejournal.com]

The filk of Black Sabbath's Ironmail - I am Santa Claus by 'Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio'

The Kinks - Father Christmas

Cheech and Chong - Santa Clause and His Old Lady. Gah. Everyone needs to hear that at Christmas time.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Oh, I LOVE I am Santa Claus! I totally forgot about that one. :-D

[gabilady.livejournal.com]

Shirley Q Liquor- 12 days of Kwanzaa...not family language, just a warning.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

"Not family language" is just what I'm looking for! ;-)

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Blink182 - I won't be home for Christmas- Right click and save"

I can't find my Christmas CDs sadly, I have a ton of really hilarious things of this nature.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Oh hey: http://www.queermusicheritage.us/dec2003x.html

[nimroddess.livejournal.com]

I did this for myself and a couple friends a few years ago. Here are some of my favourites from my track list:

Simple Plan – My Christmas List
Blink 182 – I Won't Be Home For Christmas
Ben Folds – Bizarre Christmas Incident
Fall Out Boy – Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
Gayla Peevey – I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas
Home Grown – Christmas Crush

And the entire track list can be found here (http://nimroddess.livejournal.com/85265.html#cutid4) :)

[nimroddess.livejournal.com]

By the way, this is a great idea and I'm totally bookmarking this page and making a new mix this year!

[brightsun301.livejournal.com]

Ok so, if you're going to have one Chanukah song, you have to have both. Adam Sandler made 2. ;) Sadly I only have the second one. :)

12 pains of christmas - Bob Rivers
Police Stop My Car - Also Bob
Walking 'round in Womens Underwear - Yay for more Bob

My aunt says there's a redneck christmas song.. 12 days knock off I think.. not sure.

Christmas favs but not so funny -
Christmas in the Northwest - Brenda Kutz, I think
Do you hear what I hear - Many different versions, I prefer the one sung by a lady but I don't know who she is
Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
Last Christmas - George Michael

Funny but not Christmas -

I ran over the Taco Bell Dog - Either Bob Rivers or Robin Williams. Not sure. We have 2 copies on our computer, one with each name.
Your Horoscope For Today - Weird Al
I think I'm a Clone Now - Weird Al

Weird Al also has a Jerry Springer song that's highly amusing. :)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yes, I actually have both versions of the Chanukah song! ;-)

"OJ Simspon -- still not a Jew!" Heh.

Geez, did Bob Rivers do anything other than Christmas songs? :-)

Don't know the artist, but...

[(Anonymous)]

There's a very funny one called 'Wishing You a Drag Queen Christmas', but I really don't know who sings it.

There's also a Dr. Demento CD of irreverent Christmas classics. Nothing too dirty, but all are pretty funny.

Reba

[maab-connor.livejournal.com]

i also like Wizards in Winter by TSO but lack the tech. knowhow to give you a fancy link! lol.