Just because I can't resist.
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emmagrant01So after the Star Trek news in my last post, I got curious about the Original Trek fanfic out there. As usual, FFN does not disappoint.
So, Star Trek fic summaries. Like Summary Executions. But, you know, Star Trek. (Apologies to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mctabby.)
First of all, Spirk? And I thought HP pairing names were bad.
Read 'em and weep:
Kirk knew not what he was, but he knew he was hungry. He melted into his natural shadow form and headed to fead on their fears. I PROMISE ITS SCARY!
A parody of TOS episode 'City on the Edge of Forever', Just Updated! Go me! Warning: Ballet dancing trekkies may have cause to laugh hysterically.
Kirk is trapped ...in a giant polar bear suit!
AU Instead of being exiled by his father as an adult, Sybok is taken to Neverland as a Child where he has adventures with Peter and faces the new captain, a Romulan commander named Tiberius. Original series characters join in later chapters.
The Enterprise crew shows up in my living room with some complaints. TOSTNG crossover. See AN inside. ONESHOT
People flame kirk and spock's written adventures. afraid they return to a cliche' plot by a new authour, with a new twist. people flame more. writer cries like the girl she is.
This is a coda to To Begin Anew Not the sequel, that novel's still waiting to be put up. But a little something for those who keep asking, where's the sequel?
Spock meets an obsessed fangirl through email, and falls in love with her.
Sid, the sloth from the movie Ice Age, ends up on the Enterprise as a specimen for study, and wreaks havoc everywhere he goes.
Serious events stir up serious emotions. SMc Slash? Gen? You decide, but if you don't like the pairing, don't read the fic.
The unbroadcast Season Four! Episode One begins when James Kirk's mind is forced back into Janice Lester's body. Can he continue in Star Fleet as a woman? This story continues from the last broadcast episode of the original series!
Christine sings a song about Spock and his lyre in the recreation room. Songfic Please be kind and read & review!
Kirk finds himself chasing across the galaxy in hot pursuit of a woman with something she stole from the Enterprise. Sorry about the misleading summary earlier, this story was originally about something else.
McCoy decides to test the rumors of Kirk and Spock’s relationship via an innocently “confused” statement… he just forgets those questioning his own feelings.
Chekov, when the hell did you get married? McCoy's question is the only easy one the Security Chief is facing when they pick up the survivors of a crash. Adult themes in later chapters.Please R&R!
After their experiences with the pseudoRomans on Planet 892IV, Spock has to speak to McCoy of a genuine, warm, decent feeling he is experiencing. SLASHY
As Spock prepares for meditation, he admits his need to touch and be touched. Note: Please suspend canon for a moment. This is for entertainment, not social science. Thank you.
Mild humor based on a discussion about slash. Some bathroom humor and discussion of mature issues.
A pick up game of basketball between Spock and Christine leads to a life changing decision.
Spock finds himself playing quarterback, Christine playing center, and nothing seems right.
Spock meets up with his brother Perrin's son at a crucial time in the boy's life. S'Evan is inspired by US Nat'l Bronze champion Evan Lysacek. Even without pointed ears, he looks Vulcan!
Kirk's obsessive actions during his pursuit of the blood sucking cloud creature worry Spock and McCoy long after the mission is over.
It's FINALLY HERE! The long awaited SEQUEL to 'Read This or Else' cowritten by Alania & Pearlgirl! What will happen when the Enterprise returns to Baltan V? More clones, more Doctor Death, more insanity!
Spock has disappeared near the Romulan Neutral Zone. He gets found by...well, if I told you you wouldn't want to read it, now would you? Written in First Person narrative.
Starships are getting a free upgrage. Just what happens when you try to upgrade the best ship of the fleet? And just another normal day on the Enterprise when a demi god comes to vist..
Fruitcake used for revenge? How sweet it is......
Spock is an a new relationship with a half Dragon woman. They throw her a birthday party.
He said, It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers, so why did he ask her for soup later? A SpockChristine drabblette.
In Longings, Spock found out that McCoy had feelings for him, so he asked for a southen courtship. McCoy obliges happily. SLASH
Nurse Chapel and Lieutenant Uhura are trying to find out why Spock has red curtains around his bed.
Can Kirk and the crew get Spock in to the Christmas spirit? Reviews appreciated. final chapter is up! Complete.
Two crewpersons talk about Spock. You can decide who they are.
What does Spock do on his days off? Inquiring minds want to know!
Spock and Bones must travel back in time to save their captain's life! But can they stand up to the sheer nonsense of a young girls mind? Find out! Please R&R!
Bones has some Halloween fun!
McCoy is avoiding Spock, and ends up making a mess in Sickbay! Could it be a force of the universe?
Bridle Dreams Spock sees a horse in his dreams. A bit slashy.
My own idea of what canon should be in the end...
Spock makes drugs in his room. Sucks to be the crew, there're halluciegenic and in the air vent. Man that bites. So now Kirk, thinks he's getting beat up, Spock can't find a shread of logic, and a tribble's worst fear is revailed. Please reviw
It's not easy being a Vulcan when you first leave home.
We had to write a poem for my creative writing class, I wrote this one. It sounds like a normal poem at first, but at the end everyone realized it was a fan poem and laughed, hope you like it!
Christine invited Spock to watch herplay baseball, that is. Or is it?
Space pixies! oh no! Compared to such happy creatures, kirk and the rest of the crew seem utterly depressing!
Kirk finds a dead body in the middle of where a panet used to be and stumbles onto a verry large mystery. has he bittin off more than he can chew?note: i own nothing.
All your favorite TOS characters are together in preschool, and today is the first day. Lenny makes new friends, Pavel declares he doesn't like dressup, and Hikaru get's a suprise! Any Star Trek fan will love to read about their favorite characters in Preschool!
The third in my series after 'Happy Space Nazis' and 'Depressed Space Hippies'. More laughs! More Spock high! More things randomly bursting into flames! This and more if, THE PRICE IF RIGHT! READ AND REVIEW!
While Captain Kirk is busy exploring new worlds, teenage girls are always the same. Review please!
Sarek gave Spock a questionnaire to find out what kind of woman he wants to marry. Amanda tells him to look in his own back yard!
So, Star Trek fic summaries. Like Summary Executions. But, you know, Star Trek. (Apologies to
mctabby.)First of all, Spirk? And I thought HP pairing names were bad.
Read 'em and weep:
Kirk knew not what he was, but he knew he was hungry. He melted into his natural shadow form and headed to fead on their fears. I PROMISE ITS SCARY!
A parody of TOS episode 'City on the Edge of Forever', Just Updated! Go me! Warning: Ballet dancing trekkies may have cause to laugh hysterically.
Kirk is trapped ...in a giant polar bear suit!
AU Instead of being exiled by his father as an adult, Sybok is taken to Neverland as a Child where he has adventures with Peter and faces the new captain, a Romulan commander named Tiberius. Original series characters join in later chapters.
The Enterprise crew shows up in my living room with some complaints. TOSTNG crossover. See AN inside. ONESHOT
People flame kirk and spock's written adventures. afraid they return to a cliche' plot by a new authour, with a new twist. people flame more. writer cries like the girl she is.
This is a coda to To Begin Anew Not the sequel, that novel's still waiting to be put up. But a little something for those who keep asking, where's the sequel?
Spock meets an obsessed fangirl through email, and falls in love with her.
Sid, the sloth from the movie Ice Age, ends up on the Enterprise as a specimen for study, and wreaks havoc everywhere he goes.
Serious events stir up serious emotions. SMc Slash? Gen? You decide, but if you don't like the pairing, don't read the fic.
The unbroadcast Season Four! Episode One begins when James Kirk's mind is forced back into Janice Lester's body. Can he continue in Star Fleet as a woman? This story continues from the last broadcast episode of the original series!
Christine sings a song about Spock and his lyre in the recreation room. Songfic Please be kind and read & review!
Kirk finds himself chasing across the galaxy in hot pursuit of a woman with something she stole from the Enterprise. Sorry about the misleading summary earlier, this story was originally about something else.
McCoy decides to test the rumors of Kirk and Spock’s relationship via an innocently “confused” statement… he just forgets those questioning his own feelings.
Chekov, when the hell did you get married? McCoy's question is the only easy one the Security Chief is facing when they pick up the survivors of a crash. Adult themes in later chapters.Please R&R!
After their experiences with the pseudoRomans on Planet 892IV, Spock has to speak to McCoy of a genuine, warm, decent feeling he is experiencing. SLASHY
As Spock prepares for meditation, he admits his need to touch and be touched. Note: Please suspend canon for a moment. This is for entertainment, not social science. Thank you.
Mild humor based on a discussion about slash. Some bathroom humor and discussion of mature issues.
A pick up game of basketball between Spock and Christine leads to a life changing decision.
Spock finds himself playing quarterback, Christine playing center, and nothing seems right.
Spock meets up with his brother Perrin's son at a crucial time in the boy's life. S'Evan is inspired by US Nat'l Bronze champion Evan Lysacek. Even without pointed ears, he looks Vulcan!
Kirk's obsessive actions during his pursuit of the blood sucking cloud creature worry Spock and McCoy long after the mission is over.
It's FINALLY HERE! The long awaited SEQUEL to 'Read This or Else' cowritten by Alania & Pearlgirl! What will happen when the Enterprise returns to Baltan V? More clones, more Doctor Death, more insanity!
Spock has disappeared near the Romulan Neutral Zone. He gets found by...well, if I told you you wouldn't want to read it, now would you? Written in First Person narrative.
Starships are getting a free upgrage. Just what happens when you try to upgrade the best ship of the fleet? And just another normal day on the Enterprise when a demi god comes to vist..
Fruitcake used for revenge? How sweet it is......
Spock is an a new relationship with a half Dragon woman. They throw her a birthday party.
He said, It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers, so why did he ask her for soup later? A SpockChristine drabblette.
In Longings, Spock found out that McCoy had feelings for him, so he asked for a southen courtship. McCoy obliges happily. SLASH
Nurse Chapel and Lieutenant Uhura are trying to find out why Spock has red curtains around his bed.
Can Kirk and the crew get Spock in to the Christmas spirit? Reviews appreciated. final chapter is up! Complete.
Two crewpersons talk about Spock. You can decide who they are.
What does Spock do on his days off? Inquiring minds want to know!
Spock and Bones must travel back in time to save their captain's life! But can they stand up to the sheer nonsense of a young girls mind? Find out! Please R&R!
Bones has some Halloween fun!
McCoy is avoiding Spock, and ends up making a mess in Sickbay! Could it be a force of the universe?
Bridle Dreams Spock sees a horse in his dreams. A bit slashy.
My own idea of what canon should be in the end...
Spock makes drugs in his room. Sucks to be the crew, there're halluciegenic and in the air vent. Man that bites. So now Kirk, thinks he's getting beat up, Spock can't find a shread of logic, and a tribble's worst fear is revailed. Please reviw
It's not easy being a Vulcan when you first leave home.
We had to write a poem for my creative writing class, I wrote this one. It sounds like a normal poem at first, but at the end everyone realized it was a fan poem and laughed, hope you like it!
Christine invited Spock to watch herplay baseball, that is. Or is it?
Space pixies! oh no! Compared to such happy creatures, kirk and the rest of the crew seem utterly depressing!
Kirk finds a dead body in the middle of where a panet used to be and stumbles onto a verry large mystery. has he bittin off more than he can chew?note: i own nothing.
All your favorite TOS characters are together in preschool, and today is the first day. Lenny makes new friends, Pavel declares he doesn't like dressup, and Hikaru get's a suprise! Any Star Trek fan will love to read about their favorite characters in Preschool!
The third in my series after 'Happy Space Nazis' and 'Depressed Space Hippies'. More laughs! More Spock high! More things randomly bursting into flames! This and more if, THE PRICE IF RIGHT! READ AND REVIEW!
While Captain Kirk is busy exploring new worlds, teenage girls are always the same. Review please!
Sarek gave Spock a questionnaire to find out what kind of woman he wants to marry. Amanda tells him to look in his own back yard!
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Date: 2006-08-09 06:05 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-08-09 06:13 am (UTC)OMGWTFPOLAR BEAR?
Sid, the sloth from the movie Ice Age, ends up on the Enterprise as a specimen for study, and wreaks havoc everywhere he goes.
...a havoc-wreaking SLOTH? I mean, okay, crossover crack is fun, but...
this story was originally about something else.
I am amused by the fact this post is adjacent on my flist to one about a fic that was completely not what its author expected to work on tonight. Heh.
But yes, I hate when that happens. I start writing about applesauce, and all at once, porcupines!
A pick up game of basketball between Spock and Christine
...I just. buh? *imagines Spock setting a screen* ...okay, he'd probably be fairly immobile in that assignment.
Spock finds himself playing quarterback, Christine playing center, and nothing seems right.
Whyever not? He's got his hands up her skirt, after all.
?S'Evan is inspired by US Nat'l Bronze champion Evan Lysacek. Even without pointed ears, he looks Vulcan!
Okay, actually, that's true.
Nurse Chapel and Lieutenant Uhura are trying to find out why Spock has red curtains around his bed.
Because he's heard it's good if the carpet matches the drapes, but has only partially understood the concept?
McCoy is avoiding Spock, and ends up making a mess in Sickbay!
Well yeah, if he's not there and it has to be fantasy, that might leave a mess. Though I'm having a hard time envisioning Spock not thinking ahead anough to have a towel handy.
Man that bites.
...mmmmm
More Spock high!
I assume that's the science magnet?
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Date: 2006-08-09 06:21 am (UTC)That just seems like an icon waiting to happen.
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Date: 2006-08-09 06:26 am (UTC)these are priceless, thank you for sharing (:
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Date: 2006-08-09 07:26 am (UTC)Kock has that nice fandom-y ring to it, though. Spirk reminds me of, er.. nevermind.
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:28 am (UTC)I saw it's been said, but as soon as I saw Spirk, I just had to say that... ;D
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:33 am (UTC)So.... now Kirk is half Lasombra and half...um...Stormwing?
Kirk is trapped ...in a giant polar bear suit!
Zomg he can't find the zipper! O Noes!
Note: Please suspend canon for a moment. This is for entertainment, not social science. Thank you.
So, in other words the author decided to write original fic, but replace her own characters' names with those from Star Trek. Lovely.
Kirk's obsessive actions during his pursuit of the blood sucking cloud creature worry Spock and McCoy long after the mission is over.
What is it with these authors and their obsession of putting Lasombra in Star Trek?
Just what happens when you try to upgrade the best ship of the fleet?
All of a sudden no one's iPods work anymore because they didn't install the upgraded software on them before upgrading the ship itself.
Fruitcake used for revenge? How sweet it is......
Are we talking the brick-that-passes-as-holiday-food here, or are we talking really-good-looking-but-really-REALLY-gay?
What does Spock do on his days off? Inquiring minds want to know!
He does what everyone else does on their days off (according to fandom): he wanks.
Bones has some Halloween fun!
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones...
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:42 am (UTC)My spellcheck is already shaking.
Kirk is trapped ...in a giant polar bear suit!
It makes me sad I didn't think to do this. Unexplained polar bears. Too bad it's not a LOST crossover.
AU Instead of being exiled by his father as an adult, Sybok is taken to Neverland as a Child where he has adventures with Peter and faces the new captain, a Romulan commander named Tiberius. Original series characters join in later chapters.
Only Neverland is a ranch and by 'original series characters' I mean Michael Jackson.
Sid, the sloth from the movie Ice Age, ends up on the Enterprise as a specimen for study, and wreaks havoc everywhere he goes.
I kinda wanna red that.
Christine sings a song about Spock and his lyre in the recreation room. Songfic Please be kind and read & review!
Lyre = electric guitar Song = My Immortal
Kirk finds himself chasing across the galaxy in hot pursuit of a woman with something she stole from the Enterprise. Sorry about the misleading summary earlier, this story was originally about something else.
At least it's good and specific now?
Mild humor based on a discussion about slash. Some bathroom humor and discussion of mature issues.
Like health care? Retirement age? Minimum wage?
A pick up game of basketball between Spock and Christine leads to a life changing decision.
Christine: I want to be a professional basketball star. Spock: Dwarves can't be basketball stars. Christine's life is changed.
Spock finds himself playing quarterback, Christine playing center, and nothing seems right.
Spock: I just think perhaps dwarves aren't really made for these kinds of sports. Have you considered chess?
It's FINALLY HERE! The long awaited SEQUEL to 'Read This or Else' cowritten by Alania & Pearlgirl! What will happen when the Enterprise returns to Baltan V? More clones, more Doctor Death, more insanity!
And it's called, "We Will Kill Puppies If You Don't Read This."
Spock is an a new relationship with a half Dragon woman. They throw her a birthday party.
Spock: I've bought you scale polish and burn cream, because it's practical for you to have and not because I have any fondness for you on this natal celebration.
He said, It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers, so why did he ask her for soup later? A SpockChristine drabblette.
Because he felt badly about dashing her sports career and wanted to make her feel useful?
In Longings, Spock found out that McCoy had feelings for him, so he asked for a southen courtship. McCoy obliges happily. SLASH
*ponders South in outer space*
Nurse Chapel and Lieutenant Uhura are trying to find out why Spock has red curtains around his bed.
He's a Gryffindor, duh. It dooms you to a lifetime of wanted red beds.
Spock and Bones must travel back in time to save their captain's life! But can they stand up to the sheer nonsense of a young girls mind? Find out! Please R&R!
I give them even odds. I'm pretty sure I won't be able to.
Bridle Dreams Spock sees a horse in his dreams. A bit slashy.
I am so making
It's not easy being a Vulcan when you first leave home.
I just want a picture of this: Spock with his sad little face and a napsack, looking longingly back at his mum who is giving him no expression at all.
Christine invited Spock to watch herplay baseball, that is. Or is it?
I'm so pleased Christine went back to sports. Spock is certain she's the short stop.
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:49 am (UTC)*iz ded*
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:44 am (UTC)Well, that's refreshingly honest Mary-Sueage, at least.
As Spock prepares for meditation, he admits his need to touch and be touched. Note: Please suspend canon for a moment.
I'll switch to an AK-47, shall I?
Christine invited Spock to watch herplay baseball, that is. Or is it?
Before introducing him to herstory. It's a Simone de Beauvoir/Spock fic. Sartre is played by Bones.
After their experiences with the pseudoRomans on Planet 892IV, Spock has to speak to McCoy of a genuine, warm, decent feeling he is experiencing. SLASHY
Planet 893XV was gen, Planet 932III was twincest, Planet 1012V was het...
Mild humor based on a discussion about slash. Some bathroom humor and discussion of mature issues.
Incontinence is a bitch in a spacesuit...
McCoy is avoiding Spock, and ends up making a mess in Sickbay! Could it be a force of the universe?
Yes, because Sickbay has become Cargo Bay III, the Main Deck is now where Mess was, and everyone is taking shelter in the Jefferies Tubes...
The third in my series after 'Happy Space Nazis' and 'Depressed Space Hippies'. More laughs! More Spock high! More things randomly bursting into flames! This and more if, THE PRICE IF RIGHT! READ AND REVIEW!
Concerned Space Yuppies? Tap-Dancing Space Fascists? Amorous Space Collectivists?
While Captain Kirk is busy exploring new worlds, teenage girls are always the same.
SO true!
Spock has disappeared near the Romulan Neutral Zone. He gets found by...well, if I told you you wouldn't want to read it, now would you? Written in First Person narrative.
Moi, a Romulan Tribble.
Kirk finds a dead body in the middle of where a panet used to be and stumbles onto a verry large mystery. has he bittin off more than he can chew?note: i own nothing.
Not even a dictionary, obviously.
He said, It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers, so why did he ask her for soup later? A SpockChristine drabblette.
Bridle Dreams Spock sees a horse in his dreams. A bit slashy.
And she wrote this even before Dan Radcliffe was cast in Equus!
All your favorite TOS characters are together in preschool, and today is the first day. Lenny makes new friends, Pavel declares he doesn't like dressup, and Hikaru get's a suprise! Any Star Trek fan will love to read about their favorite characters in Preschool!
Next: Jean-Luc Picard discovers wine-flavoured Play-Do, and Seven of Nine makes a bookmark for the Borg Queen.
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Date: 2006-08-09 09:00 pm (UTC)ROFL!
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:53 am (UTC)The rest of us are safe, then.
In Longings, Spock found out that McCoy had feelings for him, so he asked for a southen courtship. McCoy obliges happily. SLASH
Answers the question "How they are related".
Spock makes drugs in his room. Sucks to be the crew, there're halluciegenic and in the air vent. Man that bites. So now Kirk, thinks he's getting beat up, Spock can't find a shread of logic, and a tribble's worst fear is revailed. Please reviw
Lyrics by Ice-T.
Starships are getting a free upgrage. Just what happens when you try to upgrade the best ship of the fleet? And just another normal day on the Enterprise when a demi god comes to vist..
Bill Gates finally came to explain Vista to them.
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:56 am (UTC)He said: "I'll have curtains made of that. Anything but a shirt!"
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Date: 2006-08-09 09:01 pm (UTC)*is dead*
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Date: 2006-08-09 10:21 am (UTC)WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?
I don't remember it being that bad. But then, when I was 13, I didn't know about fanfiction.net.
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Date: 2006-08-09 11:42 am (UTC)On the other hand, despite the proliferation of fandoms, it's not dead yet.
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Date: 2006-08-09 12:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-09 01:05 pm (UTC)....okaaaaay.
Fruitcake used for revenge? How sweet it is......
Nutty as a fruitcake, I see.
*iz boggled*
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Date: 2006-08-09 02:18 pm (UTC)So he's finally given up that whole logic thing, eh?
FFN scares me.
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Date: 2006-08-09 02:53 pm (UTC)had to be the worst possible fic ever written. Until I came across this:
All your favorite TOS characters are together in preschool, and today is the first day. Lenny makes new friends, Pavel declares he doesn't like dressup, and Hikaru get's a suprise! Any Star Trek fan will love to read about their favorite characters in Preschool!
How did you ever have the stomach to collect these all?
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Date: 2006-08-09 04:07 pm (UTC)That has to be my favorite. I mean really. This just makes me glad that I didn't go to FFN when I first got into the fandom. I would have already given up on it.
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Date: 2006-08-16 10:20 pm (UTC)