Cumsicle, anyone?

[emmagrant01]

It's just an amazing coincidence that I saw a link to this recipe right after reading florahart's latest fic.

Just... dude. Cumsicle. *snerk*

Comments

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I think it's just evidence that I watch some really interesting communities. *coughs*

;-)

[tm-nicholas.livejournal.com]

That's... ew.

The thought of eating a film-container sized cum shot makes me kinda sick to my stomach. I mean, swallowing after a blowjob or licking it off of a guy is appealing, but sucking on a cumsicle?! Not to mention having that in my freezer... what if someone found it?

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I don't mind the taste of semen, but that's because it's associated with something really hot, you know? Besides, semen liquifies into something that looks more like pee after about ten minutes, so it loses that creamy quality pretty fast.

I dunno... is peesicle any worse?

[tm-nicholas.livejournal.com]

-snort-

Peesicle?! I wouldn't dare. No way, no how.

=;

P.S. - I read your latest story... first I thought, "Ew! What is het doing in my slash?!" Then I kept reading it and it wasn't too bad. The het aspect, anyway. The story was lovely... I've not seen the movie, so I may have to grab that. I'm in love with all of your H/D fics, though... you are (and they are) bloody brilliant.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Well, there wasn't too much het at all -- not enough to even constitute a pairing, really. ;-)

[tm-nicholas.livejournal.com]

Oh, Emma... I know, love... it's just... even a mention squicks me.

;x

♥

[chocklit-frog.livejournal.com]

Oh lord...and here I thought I was unsquickable O.o I don't know whether to be amused or disgusted.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

LOL! "I'm unsquickable" is such a dangerous thing to say in fandom. ;-)

[chocklit-frog.livejournal.com]

Heh, I actually LIKE things like that infamous Draco/squid, and the one with H/D and the coffee. *is such a deviant* But seriously, the one that squicked me was - I can't remember what's it's called, for the life of me, but it had Lucius and Draco and holes in heads...*shudder*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Is it weird that I have read all of those fics? Geez, I even know where to find them. I can provide a link to the skull-fucking one, if you want. :-P

[chocklit-frog.livejournal.com]

Oh, please do! I would be forever indebted. For permanently scarring my mind ;) Squickfic is something of a hobby for me... isn't it lovely to be in a fandom where one's perversions are embraced? :D

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

http://nostrademons.livejournal.com/33411.html

*shudders*

[cheshyre]

Can I say that my gut reaction to the recipe is that I've heard film containers aren't foodsafe and may contain nasty chemicals from the film?

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

I hadn't gotten past the "OMG it's spunk on a stick" factor. I hadn't considered that, but it's a good point.

[physixxx.livejournal.com]

hahahaha... i love the yahoogroup that it was associated with:

str8guystastingsemen.


hahahahahaha

anyway, i don't understand the instructions..

you'd think you'd either:

1) cum in teh 35mm container
2) stick lollipop in it
3) cum again to fully immerse the candy
4) freeze
5) (debateably) enjoy

or

you could use the Saturday Morning Cartoon from the 80s thing about using your ice cube tray and filling it with kool-aid, wrapping it in some plastic wrap, sticking toothpicks in it, freeze, enjoy.

Maybe put some cum in the tray after putting the kool-aid and then freezing. It'd probably look like a normal creamsicle.

......


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why am i discussing this????

;)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Because you have a dirty mind, my dear. As do we all, really. ;-)

[mereol.livejournal.com]

hahahaha... i love the yahoogroup that it was associated with:

str8guystastingsemen.

That was my first thought too...denial much?

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly. :-P

[arisingstarlet.livejournal.com]

wait...is he eating his own cum as a snack??? wow...gives a new meaning to 'love thyself'...

[ccmom.livejournal.com]

I think I have to second the comment about laughing and hurling. Because, I'm still not sure which to do. *shivers*

[karaz.livejournal.com]

*snort* Well, the lollipop is rather more inventive than a toothpick or a popcicle stick. I guess you'd want some flavor in there. Am I the only one that thinks you'd have to use a Blow Pop?

[drgaellon]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gross. *squick*

[nekkidchick.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha... that's funny.

But a comesicle? Ewwwwwww.

You know, I've had bizarre conversations with people (mostly guys), who seem to think that if a girl likes to give head, she must like the taste of come, too. Oh, naturally. Just give me a cup of it with a straw, and I'm all set. *shudders*

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

I'm in complete fits of laughter & giggles (and OMG I need to BREATHE!!) after (1) looking at the link, and (2) reading the comments to the post.

cause, omg. I had the same response you did - dude. cumsicle.

I think my brain just died. after not sleeping, cramming for an exam I took for history, AFTER a day at work, reading that entire fandom wank saga, reading that delicious pr0n you just posted (Ginny/Pansy) at pornish_pixies and now seeing the cumsicle....

*sniggers*

[cdubyah.livejournal.com]

Dude, I so looked exactly like your icon when I clicked on that link.

(BWAHAHA!)