*waves*

[emmagrant01]

My internet access is going to be limited for the next ten days, FYI. I will be forced to do more writing that way, I suppose. ;-)

Merci bien to shezan who gave me a superquick driving tour of Paris yesterday, complete with lunch, and dropped me off at the train station in time!

Happy June!

ETA: slashcast episode 4 has been posted, in case you missed it!

Comments

[pombagira.livejournal.com]

Ooooo Paris.. i here that is where the history comes from ..

*beams*

[sciencegeek.livejournal.com]

Ahaha!

Yeah...I don't really have anything else to add to that...

"La souris est en dessous la table...le chat est sur la chaise...le singe est sur la branche"

[pombagira.livejournal.com]

and those monkies.. they are difficult to contain...

bwahahaha...

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[wibblesy.livejournal.com]

emmagrant01:
I don't like you. Seriously. What the fuck, man.

Things about you that bother me immensely:
1. You are a bad writer.
2. Seriously, you're awful. Your characters are unlikable, obnoxious stereotypes. They might as well be OCs and/or made of cardboard.
3. Your fanbase is annoying and unintelligent. You will undoubtedly make some highhanded comment about how "cowardly" I am for "flaming" you on "LiveJournal," but the fact of the matter is that this is the only way to avoid your rabid hoard of yes-men.
4. You are completely obsessed with gay people! Simply for the novelty idea that they are homosexual. Have you ever considered that you're a straight woman, married to a man? Did it ever occur to you that perhaps this is slightly unhealthy? It occured to me.
5. Your icon is ugly. Mine is better. You can't have it.
6. You say y'all too much. You remind me of my boss. Who sucks. A lot!
7. Quit sucking.

I anticipate with great excitement all the wonderful replies I will get. Feed the trolls, baby!

Love,
A Devoted Fan.

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[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Aw, sweetie, you're too funny. ;-)

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[wibblesy.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, Madam, but clearly we have had a failure to communicate. I am trying to flame you and you're really just not cooperating. I know you think that your condescensions are giving you some sort of virtual upper hand, but I am afraid that you are gravely mistaken.

To reiterate:
Write gooder.

QED!
PS: Thank you. <(^_^)>

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[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

LOL! This is fun, actually. :-D

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[wibblesy.livejournal.com]

You know, Emma, it would be a lot more interesting for all affected parties if you would, God forbid, take a moment out of your undoubtedly busy schedule to argue in your own defense, or at least to allow one of your loathsome devotees to do it. I'm glad that one of us is having a great time, but I am disappointed that you appear not to be getting the message here: You are a plague upon the fandom and society in general. You are the Ben Affleck of Big Name Fans; you are famous and doted-upon, but have no real talent to speak of, and everyone knows Matt Damon wrote that screenplay.

I eagerly awaiting yet another "witty" and patronizing response.

PS: The ending to Surrender the Grey was terrible.

PPS: My grammar is amazing. Seriously.

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[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you see, I'm enjoying this! I've never had a real flame before, so this is a big fandom moment for me. The thought that someone would go to all the trouble to create a sockpuppet just to harrass me, when they undoubtedly have better things to do with their time, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. So thanks! :-)

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[wibblesy.livejournal.com]

Check my icon! Yours is still ugly!

Anyway. I find it very surprising that you've never had a real flame before, because you seem to be perfect flaming material. What's not to hate?

And congratulations on your Big Fandom Moment. I hope you and your pretentious pack of followers can break a bottle of champagne on a boat to commemorate this momentous occasion. Bitch.

In conclusion, your fanfiction makes my eyes bleed.

PS: You spelled harass wrong.

PPS: I rule.

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[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

:-D

[shezan.livejournal.com]

The ninety-minute Compleat Paris Tour, c'est moi!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Thanks again! That was fun. :-)

[(Anonymous)]

been a fan of yours for ages and I've never commented before.. your work is fantastic and always gets me so hot and bothered ;)

I just thought you shoudl see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCmRn-HzGkw

hilarious =)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks! And thanks for the video clip, too -- that was HILARIOUS!