Yet another Mary-Sue ficlet

Title: Deserving No Less
Author: emmagrant01
Category: Mary-Sue fic
Archive: Fuck, no! Are you kidding?
Rating: PG-ish
Warning: This is really, really bad. But I think I accomplished a real Mary-Sue!
Disclaimer: I don't really even want to claim I wrote this. I apologize. Profusely.
Note: I couldn't resist a challenge like this! I was only going to do 100 words for tpm100, but it sorta got away from me.
Note 2: Oh, the challenge was for a good Q/O slash fic featuring a Mary-Sue? Well, shit. Sorry, then.

( Consider yourself warned. )