Group drunk post!
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emmagrant01Okay, my last post was a drunk post, so this is sad maybe. But still, there are fandomers at my house and we are drunk and singing karaoke. Woo!
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phaballa is making a phone post. There were penis cookies. We watched Another Gay Movie and then drank lots and now we're singing karaoke. Woo.
YAY WE ARE DRUNK AND THIS IS IRISH_COCKTAiL AND ARIELCHAN & WE R DRUNK WITH KARAOKE AND ABSINTHE. WOOOO
I'm not drunk.....yet....we'll check back later!
I'm supposed to type something so I thing I;ll write some porn, this is phaballa by the way I've been given Sam/jared
Thi id going to be in the rapture verse
The thing about Sam is, he's really uptight so it's hard to get him to do fun things like sucking dick and maybe a little fingering, because what Jared really likes is fingering. Jared sort of regrets the whole part where he decided that Sam should be this uptight intellectual sort of guy because it means that the likelihood of Jared actually getting some kind of blowjob is pretty much slim to none. Which is why, when Sam pushes him up against the wall of their motel room and says, "Dude, I'm totally gonna suck you now," he's pretty surprised. It's just not a Sam thing. But then again, Sam isn't real in the first place so, you know, it's already a mind fuck.
"Well, Okay," Jared says. "If you're sure."
"I am," Sam says, crying a little, cuz he's fucking emo like that shit. "Also I love you and hope you don't burn up and die."
"Um, me too," Jared says, mostly meaning the second part of that. Cuz maybe burning is cool, but without the STD's to go with it. Like that... uh, trojan commercial a few years back or whatevs.
Sammeh said "B-b-b-baby you ain't seen nothin' yet"
"Okay," Jared said. "I hop you're better at this than JDM is."
Then Sammy pulled Jared's boxer's off and said "I'm bringing sexy back.' And then he sucked Jared's cock like woah and it was alright but not as good as Jensen because Jensen is fucking hot. But the other thing about Jared is that he's pretty much exactly like Sam without the hoodies, which means he's less like Pete Wentz but will still suck any cock put in front of him. Pete Wentz is a total dick whore and so is Jared. Jared has this wide mouth just made for cock sucking so sam, he's like, okay well, at least Jared's not my brother and neither of us are possessed. And then there's the actual dick sucking which is great. Jared's favorite thing in the world is sucking dick, he's a total dick slut and Sam feels fantastic on his tongue, hot and pulsing with like, need and stuff. Come. Probably, Sam has come in him, unless there's something about Sam that Jared really doesn't know and doesn't WANT to know.
Jared is a natural born cocksucker. He can't hep it, it's a god-given talent. It also helps if you like it was the taste of semen. Mmm. So anyway. Sam wondered why it was that he kept thinking of his brother, cuz y'know that's not really normal or anything, but head is head. So Jared totally deepthroated Sam, who was waaaay taller than him and had a huge fucking cock. Jared's cock was tiny and insignificant. But Sam came in like ten seconds, deep down Jared's throat, and Sam kinda laughed at him cuz he could last like... 10 hours thanks to... practice with.... no one. Whatever.
THIS IS TOTALLY NOT WINCEST. OR HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH WINCEST. AT ALl. IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. Even though Jared was a little gay for is costar and really wished that maybe they were drunk together, possibly singing karaoke, cuz Love Shack is a really awesome song and they could totally GET TO-GET-HER.
So yeah. It was fucking hot and you are all turned on and wanting to friendarielchan right now.
So Jared and Sam have horny buttsex with some toys andirish_cocktail WHICH IS TOTALLY AWESOME OMG I WISH. CUZ I THINK THEY ARE PRECIOUS LITTLE SOLDIERS. So yeah. Sam comes and Dean Jared comes and they both collapse. Spent.
IT IS HOTT.
There is come everywhere and they lick it off each other the END. Love,phaballa.
Char: For serious. Absinthe. And like... I'm so hardcore, I'm fixing my typing errors. Yeah. That's right.charlotteschaos rules. Also, even with absinthe, I fix grammar and spelling. I AM THE HARDCORE DRUNK!!! I AM THE AMERICAN DRUNK!! Anyway, I'm trying to sing "Walking on Sunshine" while I type, which isn't even in a very good key, and the fact that I have burnt out my voice singing far too loud and am sobering up is a BAD THING.
Also, there's Lesbionic activity that ended when "All Star" started, so I stopped singing and they stopped. Why, god, why? This is my life. I'm singing poorly. I just sang "Shout." This is what copious watching of "Animal House" gets you. They have no idea how sober I probably am. This is good for me. Nowphaballa is going to dance, so I'm going to sit back and encourage her to wriggle her arse. Much love for the lesbian spank inferno. *kisses*
Emma here again to wrap it up.phaballa is doing the "Bye Bye Bye" dance. :-D So druuuunk. My god, Justin used to have SO MUCH HAIR.
phaballa is making a phone post. There were penis cookies. We watched Another Gay Movie and then drank lots and now we're singing karaoke. Woo.YAY WE ARE DRUNK AND THIS IS IRISH_COCKTAiL AND ARIELCHAN & WE R DRUNK WITH KARAOKE AND ABSINTHE. WOOOO
I'm not drunk.....yet....we'll check back later!
I'm supposed to type something so I thing I;ll write some porn, this is phaballa by the way I've been given Sam/jared
Thi id going to be in the rapture verse
The thing about Sam is, he's really uptight so it's hard to get him to do fun things like sucking dick and maybe a little fingering, because what Jared really likes is fingering. Jared sort of regrets the whole part where he decided that Sam should be this uptight intellectual sort of guy because it means that the likelihood of Jared actually getting some kind of blowjob is pretty much slim to none. Which is why, when Sam pushes him up against the wall of their motel room and says, "Dude, I'm totally gonna suck you now," he's pretty surprised. It's just not a Sam thing. But then again, Sam isn't real in the first place so, you know, it's already a mind fuck.
"Well, Okay," Jared says. "If you're sure."
"I am," Sam says, crying a little, cuz he's fucking emo like that shit. "Also I love you and hope you don't burn up and die."
"Um, me too," Jared says, mostly meaning the second part of that. Cuz maybe burning is cool, but without the STD's to go with it. Like that... uh, trojan commercial a few years back or whatevs.
Sammeh said "B-b-b-baby you ain't seen nothin' yet"
"Okay," Jared said. "I hop you're better at this than JDM is."
Then Sammy pulled Jared's boxer's off and said "I'm bringing sexy back.' And then he sucked Jared's cock like woah and it was alright but not as good as Jensen because Jensen is fucking hot. But the other thing about Jared is that he's pretty much exactly like Sam without the hoodies, which means he's less like Pete Wentz but will still suck any cock put in front of him. Pete Wentz is a total dick whore and so is Jared. Jared has this wide mouth just made for cock sucking so sam, he's like, okay well, at least Jared's not my brother and neither of us are possessed. And then there's the actual dick sucking which is great. Jared's favorite thing in the world is sucking dick, he's a total dick slut and Sam feels fantastic on his tongue, hot and pulsing with like, need and stuff. Come. Probably, Sam has come in him, unless there's something about Sam that Jared really doesn't know and doesn't WANT to know.
Jared is a natural born cocksucker. He can't hep it, it's a god-given talent. It also helps if you like it was the taste of semen. Mmm. So anyway. Sam wondered why it was that he kept thinking of his brother, cuz y'know that's not really normal or anything, but head is head. So Jared totally deepthroated Sam, who was waaaay taller than him and had a huge fucking cock. Jared's cock was tiny and insignificant. But Sam came in like ten seconds, deep down Jared's throat, and Sam kinda laughed at him cuz he could last like... 10 hours thanks to... practice with.... no one. Whatever.
THIS IS TOTALLY NOT WINCEST. OR HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH WINCEST. AT ALl. IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. Even though Jared was a little gay for is costar and really wished that maybe they were drunk together, possibly singing karaoke, cuz Love Shack is a really awesome song and they could totally GET TO-GET-HER.
So yeah. It was fucking hot and you are all turned on and wanting to friend
arielchan right now.So Jared and Sam have horny buttsex with some toys and
irish_cocktail WHICH IS TOTALLY AWESOME OMG I WISH. CUZ I THINK THEY ARE PRECIOUS LITTLE SOLDIERS. So yeah. Sam comes and IT IS HOTT.
There is come everywhere and they lick it off each other the END. Love,
phaballa.Char: For serious. Absinthe. And like... I'm so hardcore, I'm fixing my typing errors. Yeah. That's right.
charlotteschaos rules. Also, even with absinthe, I fix grammar and spelling. I AM THE HARDCORE DRUNK!!! I AM THE AMERICAN DRUNK!! Anyway, I'm trying to sing "Walking on Sunshine" while I type, which isn't even in a very good key, and the fact that I have burnt out my voice singing far too loud and am sobering up is a BAD THING. Also, there's Lesbionic activity that ended when "All Star" started, so I stopped singing and they stopped. Why, god, why? This is my life. I'm singing poorly. I just sang "Shout." This is what copious watching of "Animal House" gets you. They have no idea how sober I probably am. This is good for me. Now
phaballa is going to dance, so I'm going to sit back and encourage her to wriggle her arse. Much love for the lesbian spank inferno. *kisses*Emma here again to wrap it up.
phaballa is doing the "Bye Bye Bye" dance. :-D So druuuunk. My god, Justin used to have SO MUCH HAIR.
