I've spent waaay too much time over at the st_xi_kink meme

This one about how bass-ass the Enterprise crew is just kills me. A sample:

-Uhura writes a diplomatic message so that the subtext reads: "Kiss our ass." That language? Never had subtext before Nyota Uhura.
-McCoy's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
-Scotty can beam you to hell. And back.
-Uhura can speak every language in existence. If she can't speak it, it ceases to exist.
-Romulans created the cloak device, just so they could hide from the Enterprise.
-Delta Vega used to be a hot planet, it quickly cooled to survive the hotness of James T. Kirk.

And how about some Vulcan-style "yo mama" jokes?

LMAO!!

I swear, I usually don't go for genderfuck fics. So why is this one so hot?

And dude, I want someone to write this one. SO BAD. XD

OK y'all, pls to be posting porny art prompts over at st_fanart_meme? We needs more porny art!