If Sanjaya wins...

http://ifsanjayawins.com/

Some of my favorites from there:

If Sanjaya wins, I'll remind myself that an untalented "idol" is better than a dumbass President.

If Sanjaya wins, I will renounce my homosexuality, vote conservative Republican, listen to Rush Limbaugh every day for the rest of my life, marry a sweet, young southern baptist girl and move to Arkansas to raise our family in a trailer park.

If Sanjaya wins, I'm gonna need what ever drugs Paula is on!

If Sanjaya wins, the Apocalypse will occur immediately after his "victory," God will appear, tell us all we've been punk'd, and all human existence will cease to be. So long humanity...so long.

If Sanjaya wins, Ryan will start dating women.

If Sanjaya wins, I will send Simon a letter every day asking him when he's going to quit. Because we all know he won't.

So, what would you do? ;-)

FIC: Petals (Pansy/Draco, Pansy/Lucius)

I finally wrote something! Okay, so it's het. But still! :-D

Title: Petals
Author: Emma Grant
Summary: Pansy visits Draco during the summer before fifth year, but it's Lucius whose eye she hopes to catch
Pairings: Pansy/Draco, Pansy/Lucius
Rating: Adult for explicit m/f sex
Length: ~2000 words
Warnings: teenager/adult sex
Note: Also posted here on erotic_elves.

( Pansy knows what lust feels like. )

Edit: Check out this NWS art by dramedy!