Because I'm drunk

[emmagrant01]

The first ten people to comment with a pairing and a scenario will get the porniest drabble I can write.

Lay it on me. Challenge me.

ETA: Lots of drabbles short fics below! I'm proud of myself, actually. Some of those were challenging! :-p

1. Qui/Obi in a broom closet for lauramcewan
   
2. Draco/Ron, jealousy for kerryblaze
   
3. dom!Ron/Snape for tarotemp
   
4. Hermione /Tonks at a bar for byandby
   
5. Harry/Lucius, post-war celebration for elfflame
   
6. Harry/Seamus parselsmut for hailiebu
   
7. Obi-Wan/Draco! for hominysnark
   
8. Draco/Severus/Harry for angelsotherlove
   
9. Harry/Draco stuck in a safehouse for taradiane
   
10. Harry/Sirius, tupperware for wyomingnot
    

And one more, because it's Rita! Snape/Lupin at the Burrow for jedirita

Comments

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

hopefully you arne't limiting that to HP..

Qui. Obi. Locked in a broom closet.

[kerryblaze.livejournal.com]

*grins* Ron/Draco - Draco confronts Ron because he thinks Harry is cheating on him with Ron. Ron/Draco have hate!sex!

[tarotemp.livejournal.com]

Ron/Snape

Post-Hogwarts, dom!Ron with kinks, please... :D

[byandby.livejournal.com]

Hermione/Tonks at a bar.

[elfflame]

Lucius/Harry, Postwar celebration

[ex-crystalle432.livejournal.com]

Harry/Seamus, Parselsmut. ♥

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

Obi/Draco. One or the other falls through a dimensional portal. Go to town. :D

[angelsotherlove.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I have two pairings. Draco/Severus/Harry, or Draco/Harry/Obi, or if three somes are out of the question, Drunk!Draco/Manipulative!Harry. Have dear, and try not to worl your brain too hard.

[wyomingnot.livejournal.com]

Harry/Sirius. Tupperware. and/or bestiality.

:)

[yodels.livejournal.com]

Neville/Draco. In a greenhouse. Bonus points for smutty use of a magical plant.

This isn't so porny, but I like it. :-)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

"Padawan..."

"Well, it isn't as if we'll get out of here any time soon."

Qui-Gon closed his eyes -- Obi-Wan's hand was inside his leggings now. "The Prince said he would return with the key as soon as-" His speech was cut off by a mouth clamping over his own.

Obi-Wan leaned against him in the darkness, pressing their cloth-covered cocks together, his hand still stroking as best he could.

"The Prince can join us, then," Obi-Wan breathed.

"Over my dead body," Qui-Gon said, pulling his Padawan's hips against his own. The feeling of rough cloth against his sensitive skin was nearly overwhelming. Obi-Wan groaned into his chest, his hand stilled between their bodies by pressure alone. Qui-Gon let his head fall back against the wall.

The door opened and light from the corridor spilled over them.

"Well," Bail Organa said, one eyebrow raised. "I seem to have returned too quickly."

"Actually," Obi-Wan said with a grin, "you're just in time." He grabbed the Prince by the wrist and pulled the door closed again.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Narcissa/Padmé. Bondage and clamps.

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

Ack! Oh well...

Re: This isn't so porny, but I like it. :-)

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

Whee! I actually debated with myself over Q/O or O/B, and you read my mind and gave me all three! WOOT!

[kerryblaze.livejournal.com]

oh that was really way too long for a drabble! i saw first ten people and responded too quickly! *grins*

I am failing at the pr0n.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

"Are you insane?" Ron said, nearly choking on the words.

"I'm not stupid, if that's what you mean," Draco spat, stalking towards him. "It's been 'Ron this' and 'Ron that' for the last two weeks, ever since you two went to Brighton together."

Ron gaped at him. "We had a good time. Did you ever think that's all it was?"

"Oh, I'm sure you had a good time," Draco retorted, stalking towards Ron. "A fucking grand time, day and night."

"You're mad," Ron said, flattening himself againbst the wall. "You're imagining things."

"Am I?" Draco asked, hands planted on either side of the wall by Ron's head. "Or am I being left out of something?"

Ron's eyes widened. "Oh, fuck no! I'm not--"

Draco's hand pressed against his crotch, and Rom grew hard before he knew what was happening. "Not what?" Draco asked, and then kissed him.

Ron didn't say anything else for quite a while.

[karitawyr.livejournal.com]

Tupperware? I can't wait to see that!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

"Yes, Professor."

"You call that respectful?" Ron hissed, his hand against Severus's throat. "Do you want another detention, boy?"

"No sir," Severus whispered, wincing. "I'm sorry, sir."

Ron smirked and pushed down on Severus's shoulders, forcing him to his knees. "How sorry are you?"

Severus eyed the bulge in the trousers before him. "Very, very sorry."

Ron unfastened the fly on his trousers, freeing his hard cock. "Show me."

Severus licked his lips and leaned forward. A slap across his cheek made him jerk away.

"Did I say you could start?" Ron asked.

Severus closed his eyes, embarrassed at his presumption. "No... sir."

[sesptwd.livejournal.com]

I love drunk!emma

[tarotemp.livejournal.com]

OMG! Thank you, Emma!

*squees happily*

[jedirita.livejournal.com]

Me, me! Because I'm 10+1.

Snape/Lupin - at The Burrow.

Not so porny. Sorry!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Hermione took another sip from her appletini and looked again. The woman tossed her long hair over her shoulder and smiled.

Gorgeous, Hermione thought. She hadn't seen this one before, and she knew nearly everyone at the Litter Box. She nodded her head toward the dance floor, and the woman smiled a bit wider.

They met under the flashing lights, bare legs twining together. Hermione's hands found the small of the woman's back, then slid down to cup her arse.

"You have long fingers," the woman said.

Hermione grinned. "I know." She leaned forward and brushed her lips against the woman's ear. "Want to feel them inside you?"

"I already have," she replied.

Hermione kissed her, feeling the lips beneath her own change shape, the hair in her fingers shorten, the body beneath her hands shift.

"Thanks," Hermione whispered against Tonks's lips. "I like you better this way."

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

"I suppose you think this is amusing," Lucius said, shifting uncomfortably.

"No," Harry replied. He took a sip from the bottle he'd been nursing for the last hour. "I don't."

"To the victor go the spoils," Lucius grumbled.

Harry chuckled. "So they fucking say." He put the bottle down and stepped forward, unfastening his trousers.

Lucius made a hissing noise and turned away.

"Now, now," Harry said, putting a hand under his chin and turning his gaze forward again. "We've already discussed this."

Lucius didn't respond. He glared at Harry a moment more, then opened his mouth.

Harry pressed his cock between Lucius's lips and whispered, "Draco."

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

What a great idea!

I'm drunk too. I would steal it if I were any drunker.