Am I smutty?

[emmagrant01]

In her "20 mysterious friends" MEME, 142978 described me as follows:

Teh pr0niest person on my flist, keeper of the SW slash.

So my first reaction was, "All right!" Then I thought, "Hang on. Am I really that porny?" I write what I feel like writing, and I usually don't censor myself. My fic can be pretty raunchy, sure. I like being able to express myself in this forum, and I like to think I'm unapologetic and honest. So, yeah, I think I am pretty smutty, and proud of it.

But then I started to wonder how I compare with others. So here's a poll!


[Poll #235035]

Make any additional suggestions in a comment, por favor. Especially if you think you are far smuttier than me. Smut Queen LJ death match! *grin*

Comments

[helens78]

heeeee! Well, going by your last 20 or so entries, I see only two that either contain your smut or contain direct links to your smut (and nothing else). By contrast, fully half my last 20 entries contain smut or direct links to it! Beat that! Mwahahaha!

...OK, I just woke up from a nap and am feeling very punchy...

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Ha! Wait till you read that ficlet I just sent you to beta! *grins*

[helens78]

O.o!!!!!

HP has been quite an influence on you, hasn't it? Hehehehe. Ahem.

I almost shudder to think what would happen to you if we corrupted you with Chiaroscuro... ;)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

HP has been a shockingly bad influence on me!

I almost shudder to think what would happen to you if we corrupted you with Chiaroscuro... ;)

*whimpers*



*grins*

[helens78]

Well, it's not a fandom per se -- well, OK. It is, sort of. ;) But it's a very contained universe, with only a few major plot arcs. You could start with the Ewan/Jude stuff. There's not much of it and it's *gorgeous*...

*walks off carrying her Evil Pimp badge*

[142978.livejournal.com]

I'm genuinely curious. Have you been thinking about this a lot since I posted my meme?

I like that you're so porny! (And maybe my flist just isn't as porny as some people's. It's pretty tame, now that I think about it.)

*cheeky grin*

[helens78]

I think one reason my flist is so porny is because it's a fandom-based flist, and always has been. I have a different journal altogether for my non-fandom-based friends, and if I were to answer this quiz from the POV of The Other Me, we'd get a completely different set of answers. :)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's probably true. And you're being voted as pornier than me, at the moment.

[helens78]

Yeah, but I voted for myself there. :D

More smut is always good!

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Yeah, actually, I have thought about it. I feel like my little LJ circle is a really porny one, and I started to wonder how I measured up, you know?

You like that I'm porny, huh? See, I need more friends like that! :^P

[jenab.livejournal.com]

So, yeah, I think I am pretty smutty, and proud of it.

And you have written some amazingly hot porn too. I like that you are smutty. It gives me another reason to be smutty and not try to censor myself when writing.

Ever since I started writing smut, I have been hestitant to try some of the wild things running through my mind for fear no one would like what I was writing. Since I discovered slash and met more writers like you, I have more confidence in myself to write the really smutty stuff and have fun writing it.

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Wow, I've been a bad influence on someone! *grins*

Thanks, Jena! Keep writing the smut!

[elocinoco.livejournal.com]

Hell, Emma! You're the REASON I'm writing at all! And it's your fault I am completely obsessed with Slash. ::applauds:: Thank you for being a Smut Queen! Even if you are closeted in RL...::grin::

Kisses the ring of the Queen,
Elocin

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

*sniffles*

Smut Queen! This calls for a commemorative icon!

"I'd like to thank the Academy..."